Best COVID-19 memes

Sudden Impact · Apr 2, 2020

I take this virus seriously, but a little humor in the wake of this mess has helped me get through some tough days. I love Volnation and our Vols. It has always been a safe haven for me and hopefully for others. This has humor and we need to laugh but maintain our focus, therefore, I am sharing this.

Are my testicles black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"

joevol33 · Apr 2, 2020

joevol33 · Apr 2, 2020

joevol33 · Apr 2, 2020

joevol33 · Apr 2, 2020

Sudden Impact said:
I take this virus seriously, but a little humor in the wake of this mess has helped me get through some tough days. I love Volnation and our Vols. It has always been a safe haven for me and hopefully for others. This has humor and we need to laugh but maintain our focus, therefore, I am sharing this.

Are my testicles black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"

The stuff I post is just for humor. I'm scared enough for my wife and kids that I strip down after work, or going out in the garage. But I still laugh at some of these, humor is an escape for me.