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#421
#421
Day 1- I Can Do This! Got enough food and wine to last a month
Day 2- Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last
Day 3- Strawberries: some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4-8:00 PM. Removed my Day pajamas and put on my Night pajamas
Day 5- Today I tried to make my own hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots
Day 6- I get to take the garbage out. I'm SO excited. I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7- Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8- Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9- I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10- Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.
Day 11- Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12- I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13- If you keep a glass of wine in each and, you can't touch your face.
Day 14- Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays 3-1.
Day 15- Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
 
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