Best Pickup Lines

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Come on now, I'll bet there are some great ones out there.

Do you jog? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You must be wearing a space suit because your ass is out of this world.

:biggrin2:
 
#2
#2
The word for today is legs. let go back to my house and spread the word.

can i borrow a quarter, so i can call my mom and tell her i found the woman of my dreams.

You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas (personal favorite)

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."


"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
 
#3
#3
I've always just say "Call me"...then when they say "I don't have your number".......I supply them with it
 
#4
#4
(checkerboard_charly @ Dec 19 said:
The word for today is legs. let go back to my house and spread the word.
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Thanx Charly...I'll probably be using that in the next 24-48 hours...
 
#5
#5
Let's go back to my house and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyways.

Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.

And my personal favorite, a Beavis and Butthead classic...

What's your sign? Is it yield? huh huh huh
 
#7
#7
(vol_freak @ Dec 19 said:
Come on now, I'll bet there are some great ones out there.

Do you jog? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You must be wearing a space suit because your ass is out of this world.

:biggrin2:
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Hey, you said ass.I didn't know you could say ass. :dunno:
 
#10
#10
Now BJ, thats some fine////I don't think it could be used that way.





:clapping:
 
#11
#11
Here are five best "bad" pick up lines:

1. Am not the best looking guy here but I am the only one talking to you.
2. You parents must be retarded because you are special.
3. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
4. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
5. Hey girl, are from Tennessee. Cuz you are the only Ten I See!
 
#14
#14
If we were at Baskin Robbins they'd make you flavor of the month, and give me 2 Scoops!
 
#16
#16
I actually just bought a used HP notebook laptop.Built in controls.($200.00).It's nice though.
 
#17
#17
(utfantilidie @ Dec 19 said:
I actually just bought a used HP notebook laptop.Built in controls.($200.00).It's nice though.
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A jager bomb is Jagermeister and Red Bull. Quick drunk. I'm not sure if you knew what I was talking about???
 
#18
#18
(dan4vols @ Dec 19 said:
You must have a mirror in your pants, I can see myself in em!
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They just used this one on "King of Queens" :biggrin2:
 
#19
#19
(vol_freak @ Dec 19 said:
They just used this one on "King of Queens" :biggrin2:
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Other than the fact that I already knew this would get you a slap in the face I would say it is now 100% compromised.
 
#23
#23
"Hey baby, I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock"
 
#24
#24
(Orangewhiteblood @ Dec 20 said:
"Hey baby, I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock"
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:lolabove: nice!
 
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