Best Pickup Lines

#26
#26
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

-Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them

-Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

-You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

-I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away

-I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

-This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

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#29
#29
Do you want to dance? Well does that mean I have to give all this money back to your Dad?
 
#31
#31
Has your dad ever been arrested? Reason I ask is because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
 
#32
#32
The bar is closing in 5 minutes and I have plenty of more beer at home and you'll never have to leave.
 
#33
#33
Since I just saw your boyfriend at (insert another local club) getting down with your sister I thought now would be a good time too pay them both back.
 
#34
#34
I'd crawl through the sewers of Knoxville just to suck the exhaust from the laundry truck that took your panties to the cleaners.
 
#35
#35
(vol_freak @ Dec 19 said:
Come on now, I'll bet there are some great ones out there.
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1. I loved your last movie.

2. Can I have your number in case hell does freeze over?

3. I'm not a necrapheliac, but if you were dead, I'd drop my pants right now.

4. Can I buy you a drink or would you rather I just give you the money?
 
#37
#37
(Orangewhiteblood @ Dec 20 said:
"Hey baby, I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock"
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Sweet! I think this just became my favorite! :bow:
 
#40
#40
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Do you know karate? Cause honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting heads?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cause he sure made me horny!

 
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