Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Forest People in Tennessee

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One day I'll tell you guys about my experience with little tiny feets, voo doo lady, the monkey and the spider.
 
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Behr said:
One day I'll tell you guys about my experience with little tiny feets, voo doo lady, the monkey and the spider.
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This gone be good. I fell in love with a cajun girl down on Bourbon Street one night in 1996. When I woke up in my hotel room the next morning I swear she looked a lot like what I imagine big foot looks like. I think there must have been some kind of voo doo used on me. She did NOT look like big foot the night before.

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Obsessed said:
I bet you didn't forget that turkey come thanksgiving did you?
Big pretty bird was on your mind, no?
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I was a chinaman working on the railroad, all I had was that yang money. After toodlems wore out three pair of kneecaps kickin that beach in the azz, and the monkey went crazy shatin all over the place, I went with a goose.
 
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#2,170
#2,170
Behr said:
I was a chinaman working on the railroad, all I had was that yang money. After toodlems wore out three pair of kneecaps kickin that beach in the azz, and the monkey went crazy shatin all over the place, I went with a goose.
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"That's when I went for my knife"
 
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93TNVol said:
:popcorn:
This gone be good. I fell in love with a cajun girl down on Bourbon Street one night in 1996. When I woke up in my hotel room the next morning I swear she looked a lot like what I imagine big foot looks like. I think there must have been some kind of voo doo used on me. She did NOT look like big foot the night before.

:redface:
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Goony goo hoo
 
#2,174
#2,174
93TNVol said:
:popcorn:
This gone be good. I fell in love with a cajun girl down on Bourbon Street one night in 1996. When I woke up in my hotel room the next morning I swear she looked a lot like what I imagine big foot looks like. I think there must have been some kind of voo doo used on me. She did NOT look like big foot the night before.

:redface:
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HAHAHA....you went to be at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?
 
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Sin City Vol said:
HAHAHA....you went to be at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?
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A 2 is being generous. Only way it could have been worse is if she was a he. I would have swan dived right off the balcony. I can't recall exactly what went on, but Sasquatch was butt naked except for the bush that extended half way to her belly button. I learned my lesson.
 
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