Bigfoot is protecting the Marijuana crops
I can't claim to have actually seen a Big Foot but when I arrived on campus way back when, bunch of good ole East Tennessee boys introduced me to home brewed shine. After just one drinking session, I was speaking fluent big foot with a slight sasquash accent.
If anyone ever finds one, I think I know how to communicate with one.
Coworker from Arkansas explained why they never find bodies or bones in Arky. There are a high number of alien abductions there and turns out the aliens are as fascinated with Big Foot as we are.
Asked him if he has any sway with the aliens if he could get Peters abducted. Not wishing him any harm or probings, just a 12 month siesta.