So I had this dream last night. Dreams are a big thing for me because they always mean something. Last time I had a dream it was about a fruitbat and the next day Michael Jackson died. Coincidence? I think not.
So anyways in this dream I was naked in a forest. This forest had a surprisingly large amount of trees. I don't like trees. Anyways this purple rabbit came out of a portal in the biggest tree in the forest. Purply, as I soon named him, was probably about 13 years old in rabbit years if I had to guess. I watched Bambi many times as a child so I naturally believed Purply would start talking to me and telling me my father got shot and such. However Purply just stared at me for a good hour or so. After this hour I soon grew tired and said, "Hey you damn rabbit, stop staring at me." Purply then urinated on the ground and ran off into the forest. Immediately after Purply had vanished his urine began to take the form, to my astonishment, of Dennis Quaid. Now it's always been the number 1 goal of my life (for the past few weeks...ever since I saw GI Joe) to ask Dennis Quaid how he could have let that guy who played Eric Forman in That 70's Show take his job and then nail his daughter in that movie "In Good Company". Well Dennis Quaid starting laughing and then went over and kicked a tree in what I would have to assume is it's tree crotch. Then I woke up.
So take it from me when I say that Bray will be a Vol after this weekend. Book it.
