Those earrings that Schaeffer wears need to go. He for sure doesn't look like a pirate. What's up with that anyway? He looks like a sissy boy, if you know what I mean. He can run, no doubt, but it seems to me that nobody should be allowed to wear earrings on the field. Seems like that would be a hazard to his ears if he got his helmet ripped off, not to mention the fact that it appears as if he is trying to draw attention to HIMSELF. Am I being an old-fashioned judgemental bigot, or does anyone else feel the same way?