Saban: Tell me about it. I went on Fox during the Big 10 Championship and I was told we had a spot waiting for us in the top 4. At least we can renew our rivalry in the Orange Bowl. That is something the fanbase can be excited about.
Dabo: They just called and said we are playing Tennessee. Why did I make that flipping burgers comment?
Saban: What?!?! Hold on I’m getting a call from New Orleans… Ok, the Sugar Bowl isn’t that bad. Who are we playing? You get Boo on the phone this instant! How am I suppose to spin Kansas St as a good matchup whenever we were promised a spot in the playoff?!?!
Dabo: Ohhh Kansas St is umm a good team… Sorry Nick, I gotta get to Miami and smooth things over with those Tennessee fans. Me and my stupid mouth… Hope you enjoy New Orleans.
Is Alabama not in the playoff? Even after TCU lost? Let me go ask my (Bama fan) neighbor how he feels about this…again, I already asked him a few minutes ago…