1) How come I don't get to wear orange shoes?
2a) You ask me another stupid question like that, I'm gonna slap you so hard your Momma's gonna have labor pains!
2b) Us lose to Florida?...You're higher than Giraffe Balls, Mr Aschoff!
1. Aaawww, s**t! It's a bad day to play at Austin Peay, boys!
2. Dave Hooker...what's wrong with your face, man? Are you scared, mad, or whatever else might explain that ridiculous expression that seems locked on your face? I don't even remember your question, Dave. I'm just concerned about you, buddy.