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ToineMac

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I just watched the Rick James episode and immediately thought this was the greatest thing ever on tv
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ToineMac said:
I just watched the Rick James episode and immediately thought this was the greatest thing ever on tv
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Lol I have the 2nd season box set and it's a damn shame this show is not on!!
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Dave though had good reasons for ending it, so I can't really say I find fault with him there
 
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Black Bush is my all time favorite - his cabinet with the Secy of Def holding the yellow cake is awesome.
 
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The blind black klansman is the greatest piece of tv in my lifetime
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volinbham said:
Black Bush is my all time favorite - his cabinet with the Secy of Def holding the yellow cake is awesome.
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"I got it in this special CIA napkin right here..."

"Best PRAY you don't drop that ****."

"The CRADLE of ****in' CIVILIZATION."

"Oil... Oil? ***** you cookin'?"

Black Bush might have been his best one.

Other highlights: Lysol on Mad Real World, Tron in anything, Negrodamus revealing Maria Shriver's future, the Player Haters hating on celebrities, and hating through time...

Yeah. Amazing show. I'm giggling just thinking about those ones.
 
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"Go ahead and sanction me with your army. Oh wait, you don't have an army? Guess that means you to shutthe****up! Shut. The. ****. UP!"
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That was great comedy. Man you know you're getting old, all that ended like 5 years ago and it seems like yesterday.
 
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#15
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
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Excuse me, i'm not sure if I'm in the right place. I'm looking for Clayton bigsby.

Look no further feller ya found him.

Clayton bigsby the author?

What? You don't think I can write them books? Just cause I'm blind don't mean I'm dumb.
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lawgator1 said:
Absolutely classic. One of the funniest skits of all time, imo.
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It was my favorite skit on that show. I had watched the British version of "Whose line is it anyway?" on Comedy Central so I was familiar with Wayne Brady. Then I saw the joke that Justin quoted above.

I thought it was pretty cool that he would poke fun at his squeaky clean image that way.
 
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Yeah, that skit seems like it came out yesterday, yet forever ago that Wayne Brady was the jam.

"Ben's a little lonely!"
 
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I absolutely LOVED this show! It would be almost impossible to name all the great skits and quotes, but the Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories skits with Rick James and Prince are probably the best and most notable. What a great show!
 
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I had to look up some quotes from the show. Here are some of my favorite ones not already mentioned...

"Hey, n******! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, n*****! Woogie boogie!"
"Did he just call us n******?... AWESOME! "

"Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?"

"Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt."

"F*** yo couch, n*****!"

"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. [pause] Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch." [rewind, play again]

"Hey! What the hell you listening to?"
"It's the new 50 Cent. Man, I'm from the streets! G-G-G G-G-G G-Unit!"
"Come on... get in the car. G-G-G G-G-G Get your ass in the car!"
[Drops him off in the ghetto] "G-G-G-G-G-G Goodbye!!"

"Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?"
"Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity."

"For all I know that piss was digital."

"What happened next after the game?"
"He took us back inside and served us pancakes."

"You'd better thank Dave Chappelle. Go ahead, thank him."
"Thank you, Dave. I like your show."
"RUN B****! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP!"

"In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a n***** lover."

"Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and my penis is like this, son."

"Tell your little friends, that dreams really do come true. Dave Chappelle came and saw you in the hospital and whooped your monkey ass at some "Street Hoops"!"

Just to name a few. So many laughes.
 
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Highly underrated skit: The 19th Street Gangsters versus the River Terrace Crew on the history channel.

"It's called crack! It's so simple to make! You take cocaine, baking soda, and I think I tasted egg and a hint of cinnamon..."

"Y'all n***az need to mix cokane wif bakin powder and mix it an sell it

PS PRRRRR PRRRRR"

"YEAH it was a tragedy...

... can you repeat the question?"
 
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