Christmas shopping ideas for the wife.

[BigO95]

My wife has a Kirby, that thing cost a couple thousand dollars. That's nuts!!!

 

[BigO95]

This thread was just my poor attempt at silly humor.

 

[Coug]

A sandwich press, to properly cook that next sandwich for you.

Who is that guy on the forum that always comes in and says "SAMMICH!"

 

[BigO95]

A sandwich press, to properly cook that next sandwich for you.

Who is that guy on the forum that always comes in and says "SAMMICH!"

Nice

 

[goldenvol]

Buy her some clothes that are really too big for her.. she will love it

My BIL does reverse psychology here.

Buys his wife clothes too small for her.

Needless to say either method has the same outcome.

 

[goldenvol]

Give her cash. "That's the gift that keeps on giving Clark".

 

[VolNExile]

My BIL does reverse psychology here.

Buys his wife clothes too small for her.

Needless to say either method has the same outcome.

The couch?

 

[goldenvol]

The couch?

Gnashing of teeth.

 

[Tin Man]

Leather driving gloves. :yes:

 

[Tin Man]

I am thinking about ... a shot gun. What would you all suggest?😁

If you're going that route, get her a classic light weight 12-gauge side by side. Birds or skeet, chics dig 'em. :good!:

 

[Orange Daddy]

say it ever year .. Get her the AUTO car start, she gets in a warm car every morning to go to WORK...... HMmmm

 

[jctenn1]

a new boat and fishing gear...

 

[BigO95]

say it ever year .. Get her the AUTO car start, she gets in a warm car every morning to go to WORK...... HMmmm

That really is a great idea 😁

 

[BigO95]

a new boat and fishing gear...

I could... I mean she could get some good fun out of that.

 

[BigO95]

If you're going that route, get her a classic light weight 12-gauge side by side. Birds or skeet, chics dig 'em. :good!:

Nice idea 😁

 

[BigO95]

Leather driving gloves. :yes:

She could use them to drive my, I mean her new boat 😉

 

[BigO95]

The only trouble with the boat idea is that I need a better job 🤔

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

wives like new vacuum cleaners. kitchen appliances are a close second.

 

[BigO95]

wives like new vacuum cleaners. kitchen appliances are a close second.

I don't know, my dad bought my mother a new broom and mop for Christmas once. I thought she was going to beat him with them.
She may enjoy a good hunting dog more! 😁

 

[UTFanForLife]

wives like new vacuum cleaners. kitchen appliances are a close second.

Could always go with a new clothes iron and matching apron too.

 

[BearCat204]

Buy her a prostitute

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

pearl necklace

 

[jctenn1]

you can get her a rockin rabbit....

 

[northknoxvol]

Install a zipline from the Kitchen to the Bedroom

 

[BigO95]

I appreciate everyone being so helpful, this may be the best Christmas ever! 😁