Chuck vs Bruce

#2
#2
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
 
#3
#3
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
 
#8
#8
Chuck norris was walking through a field one day when he came across a baby lamb about to die. He held it close and with a single soft caress blew life back into it. As the lamb got up he roundhouse kicked it instantly killing it. He walked away saying "What the good chuck givith, the good chuck taketh away"

Chuck Norris wanted to prove his invincibility to the plagues of mere mortals, so he spent one month smoking 10 cartons of cigarettes a day. At the end of the month he had seven different kinds of cancer, which he easily and miraculously eradicated simply by spending fifteen minutes on his new bowflex. Take that lance armstrong.
 
#10
#10
Bruce Pearl, hands down, because Chuck Norris would never be able to pull a miracle out of his ass like Pearl did this year with the bball team. I'd walk through hell wearing gasoline underwear if Pearl asked me to.
 
#11
#11
Magic Johnson has claimed to have slept with 220,000 women, to Chuck Norris, thats a slow tuesday.

But Bruce Pearl is a god among coaches.
 
#12
#12
chuck norris, mr.t, vin diesel, and hulk hogan will have an all our brawl in the near future. this will be known as the apocalypse.
 
#16
#16
this is an easy one BRUCE PEARL CAUSE HE HAS ALL OF THE FANS FROM THE GREATEST SCHOOL IN THE WORLD TO BACK HIM UP
 
#18
#18
Bruce, definitely. I saw him kick Chuck's @$$ in "Way of the Dragon". :biggrin2:
 
#19
#19
Chuck Norris once cured a man of Blindness.
Too bad the only thing the man ever got to See was a roundhouse kick to the Face.
 
#24
#24
(mattvols @ Mar 13 said:
he recently turned 66
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They dedicated the whole PTI set to him that day, and Kornheiser mentioned him during just about every story they talked about. :lol:

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends."
 
#25
#25
So this thread is Vols2345 vs. Coach Pearl??? I'll take Pearl, Chuck would sacrifice himself for the good of the team. :biggrin2:
 
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