Chuck vs Bruce

[tidwell]

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up when he gets drunk. He throws down.

 

[milohimself]

Chuck Norris once built a time machine to go back and stop the JFK assassination. After witnessing Chuck Norris deflect Oswald's bullets with his beard, JFK's head exploded in sheer amazement.

 

[tidwell]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[tmack50]

Chuck kicks first and doesn't ask questions. :biggrin2:

 

[orange+white=heaven]

BRUCE, knows that "T" is for TENNESSEE!... Not Texas.

 

[Low Country Vol]

If Bruce Pearl were gay, He'd be Chuck Norris.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Bruce doesn't act like a bad ass. He lives it.

 

[milohimself]

If Bruce Pearl is running late, time better slow the f*** down

 

[VolFirebirds]

edit: whoops, I gotta read the threads all the way....

Bruce Pearl actually died about ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper's scared to tell him about it.

 

[vader]

Bruce Pearl let the dogs out.

 

[tidwell]

Leading causes of death in the US: 1. Cancer, 2. Bruce Plearl, 3. Heart disease.