Clash of Clans - Volnation

[LotteryPick]

Solid stats!

How loyal are you to your current klan?

Been with them since the beginning, so pretty loyal, hah.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Been with them since the beginning, so pretty loyal, hah.

The power of Toto compels you.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Anyone know kikows?

 

[Escape Goat]

Goat's way of bragging that he has never lost.

No. But we haven't.

 

[Escape Goat]

Noticed this as well.

Who am I supposed to ask? My clan members?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Goatsomad

 

[Escape Goat]

Goatsomad

Goat never. Loses. Never will. Why is goat mad??

 

[Escape Goat]

Goatsomad

Btw. Wtf is ur deal?

 

[Escape Goat]

Goatsomad

Aren't u still in silver? I drop to gold 2 to farm. 2617 trophies homie

 

[Escape Goat]

Max level pekkas in my castle. Level 4 archers in urs?

 

[Hobock]

Braggarts can gtfo. Tia!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Goat gotsa gloat.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I hate the goat. He's being uppity.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Max level pekkas in my castle. Level 4 archers in urs?

I only allow one pekka in my castle.
If you can smell what the Doyle is cooking.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I only allow one pekka in my castle.
If you can smell what the Doyle is cooking.

I ain't smellin nobody's pekka.

 

[Hobock]

Bump!

GBO! is now 16-1 in Clan Wars. What's your clan's record, Goat?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Bump!

GBO! is now 16-1 in Clan Wars. What's your clan's record, Goat?

Eleventy billion and zero.

 

[Milehigh_Vol]

What happens if u lose? No loot?

Hell idk what happens if you win... Lol

 

[trevols81]

joined.

 

[Hobock]

joined.

Welcome, LJ! GBO!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Well, that explains that. Welcome.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Goat,

Please forgive these childish idiots. I told them not to lie to you, but they won't listen.

 

[Escape Goat]

Goat,

Please forgive these childish idiots. I told them not to lie to you, but they won't listen.

I tried to be cool an be honest who I was. People kept lying to me non stop. Can't deal with that. I tried man. Put urself in my shoes... That doesn't make someone feel welcome

 

[Escape Goat]

Bump!

GBO! is now 16-1 in Clan Wars. What's your clan's record, Goat?

10-1 Ima master 2. Whats ur rank? Silver 1. Lol

 

[Escape Goat]

Eleventy billion and zero.

Get over urself bro. U aint ****