zehr27
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Other events that will take place on the day Bruce Pearl is hired by a program with the stature of a Kentucky:
1. Pat Robertson converts to Islam.
2. 24 inches of snow in Hell.
3. Nancy Pelosi joins the John Birch Society.
4. Orrin Hatch becomes CEO of Vivid Video.
5. Toby Keith and the Dixie Chicks release an album of collaborations.
6. Air traffic controllers are overwhelmed by an influx of pigs in American airspace.
7. Paula Abdul becomes the dean of Harvard Medical School.
8. Bill Maher is baptized.
9. Barack Obama slashes government spending.
10. Ed Orgeron swears off caffeine.
#2....Indiana has had almost 24 inches of snow so that one almost happened. So I am saying there is a chance..:crazy: