Put CP in on defense.
"Hey! CP! See the ball? Get the ball!"
He could own the single game interception record. Maybe even he could return one for a TD.
If he could return a INT for a TD, and also manage to return a fumble for a TD, that would be quite the accomplishment.
Single season TD: passing, rushing, receiving, KR, PR, INT return, and Fumble return.
Are there any other ways to score a TD?