Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[GordonC]

Gatersuck

 

[NorCalVol67]

Must b drunk again

 

[VolNExile]

Wine? Beer is what puts the weight on.

Calories are calories, and alcohol carbs are carbs. Yes, the maltose in beer loves to go to the belly, but otherwise, there’s not a ton of difference between drinking alcohol and full-sugar Coke.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Calories are calories, and alcohol carbs are carbs. Yes, the maltose in beer loves to go to the belly, but otherwise, there’s not a ton of difference between drinking alcohol and full-sugar Coke.

There’s a ton of fun difference between drinking alcohol and coke.

 

[VolNExile]

There’s a ton of fun difference between drinking alcohol and coke.

Oh, absolutely.

 

[hmanvolfan]

My daughter is making something, but won't tell me what they are. I'm big mad View attachment 486792

Looks like ghost turds.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Looks like ghost turds.

I’ve never seen ghost turds.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I’ve never seen ghost turds.

Imagination is a wonderful thing.

 

[Weezer]

I don't believe ghosts poop.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I don't believe ghosts poop.

At least you believe in ghosts.

 

[Weezer]

At least you believe in ghosts.

Of course. Also Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, aliens, and Chupacabra's.

 

[Behr]

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@Behr

Sweet! Had it long enough to play with it? The watch. I'm talking about the watch.

 

[volfanbill]

Sweet! Had it long enough to play with it? The watch. I'm talking about the watch.

Not really. Found the face I had previously and got it loaded. That’s about it. Got all the updates and everything. Going for a bike ride tomorrow. And I’ll mow too

 

[volfanbill]

The notifications are a lot more simplified and easier to read. The touchscreen is sweet too

 

[Behr]

The notifications are a lot more simplified and easier to read. The touchscreen is sweet too

The touch screen is the reason I wanted it instead of the 945 or whichever the next one down is.

I know you're gonna like it. It's the watch mine wants to be.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I’ve never seen ghost turds.

 

[Behr]

I seem to remember some type of joke about a teacher was asking the class if anyone had ever had sex with a ghost and theFallGuy raised his hand. Teacher told him to come up front and tell the class about it.

I know yall heard it before.

Anyway, he got up front and the teacher said, when did you have sex with a ghost?

Thefallguy said ghost? Thought you said goat.

 

[VolNExile]

I’ve never seen ghost turds.

Well, they’re invisible, so…

 

[malinoisvol]

I seem to remember some type of joke about a teacher was asking the class if anyone had ever had sex with a ghost and theFallGuy raised his hand. Teacher told him to come up front and tell the class about it.

I know yall heard it before.

Anyway, he got up front and the teacher said, when did you have sex with a ghost?

Thefallguy said ghost? Thought you said goat.

@theFallGuy gonna be mayud as H A I L !

 

[joevol33]

@theFallGuy gonna be mayud as H A I L !

She stays mad

 

[theFallGuy]

I seem to remember some type of joke about a teacher was asking the class if anyone had ever had sex with a ghost and theFallGuy raised his hand. Teacher told him to come up front and tell the class about it.

I know yall heard it before.

Anyway, he got up front and the teacher said, when did you have sex with a ghost?

Thefallguy said ghost? Thought you said goat.

Yes the GOAT, as in Jessica Biel

 

[Weezer]

I seem to remember some type of joke about a teacher was asking the class if anyone had ever had sex with a ghost and theFallGuy raised his hand. Teacher told him to come up front and tell the class about it.

I know yall heard it before.

Anyway, he got up front and the teacher said, when did you have sex with a ghost?

Thefallguy said ghost? Thought you said goat.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yes the GOAT, as in Jessica Biel

 

[Weezer]

Naming a goat Jessica Biel doesn't make it Jessica Biel.

 

[Behr]