Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[Behr]

Picture from an article I done seent a minute ago. Theys freaking out down heruh over these datgum pythons. That's crazy man. Seriously. That's a whole friggin deer.

 

[Behr]

Look at that sheet, it's mouth is stretching so far it's ripping.

 

[Behr]

WOW, look at this!!!!

Lulz.

 

[82_VOL_83]

WTF
also in before 8283 says he likes it on his toasted scones

I prefer a lightly toasted English muffin with Danish butter and fig jam TYVM

 

[Behr]

I prefer a lightly toasted English muffin with Danish butter and fig jam TYVM

How do you separate your English muffin before you lightly toast both top and bottom?

 

[theFallGuy]

Picture from an article I done seent a minute ago. Theys freaking out down heruh over these datgum pythons. That's crazy man. Seriously. That's a whole friggin deer.

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I watched a video yesterday of a Jaguar jumping into a river to eat either a croc, alligator or caiman. Couldn't tell what it was but it was unreal

 

[82_VOL_83]

How do you separate your English muffin before you lightly toast both top and bottom?

With a fork of course. I'm not a heathern.

 

[malinoisvol]

I used to sit in the kitchen and watch my Grandmother make preserves of all kinds. If the last of the batch wouldn't fill the jar, she'd mix them. The one I remember most is a mix of cantaloupe and fig preserves. Hot out the pot. That stuff was gooood!

 

[Behr]

I watched a video yesterday of a Jaguar jumping into a river to eat either a croc, alligator or caiman. Couldn't tell what it was but it was unreal

But snakes is eatin whole deer in my backyard!!

Lol, if I was walking through some woods and saw that? Lol. I'd literally sheet my britches.

 

[Behr]

I used to sit in the kitchen and watch my Grandmother make preserves of all kinds. If the last of the batch wouldn't fill the jar, she'd mix them. The one I remember most is a mix of cantaloupe and fig preserves. Hot out the pot. That stuff was gooood!

My mom and grandma made a bunch of different ones to. I'd kill for some of it now. Just didn't know how good i had it back then.

 

[malinoisvol]

My mom and gra made a bunch of different ones to. I'd kill for some of it now. Just didn't know how good i had it back then.

I'm tellin' ya! The best cooks in my world were my Grandmother and my Aunt Ruth at #1, #3 was the lady who managed the Claxton Elementary lunch room, and #4 was her daughter when she took over the lunch room. HBPW entered at #5. Nature has moved her into the #1 slot now.

 

[Behr]

I'm tellin' ya! The best cooks in my world were my Grandmother and my Aunt Ruth at #1, #3 was the lady who managed the Claxton Elementary lunch room, and #4 was her daughter when she took over the lunch room. HBPW entered at #5. Nature has moved her into the #1 slot now.

I typed Grandma. I even looked at it to make sure. It changed it after I hit post.

 

[GordonC]

Fig newtons is gud

 

[Behr]

Souce likes him some toe jam on his biscuits after a good fluffin.

 

[GordonC]

Souce likes him some toe jam on his biscuits after a good fluffin.

I bet TFG never forgets two pack the biskuits

 

[82_VOL_83]

I'm tellin' ya! The best cooks in my world were my Grandmother and my Aunt Ruth at #1, #3 was the lady who managed the Claxton Elementary lunch room, and #4 was her daughter when she took over the lunch room. HBPW entered at #5. Nature has moved her into the #1 slot now.

I went to first grade at Claxton Elementary.

 

[GordonC]

I went to first grade at Claxton Elementary.

dey the ones that used to make froot cakes?
oh chit

 

[82_VOL_83]

dey the ones that used to make froot cakes?
oh chit

That's where my recipe comes from.

 

[Behr]

dey the ones that used to make froot cakes?
oh chit

That's what souces momma calls him and TFG when they having a sleepover in her basement.

 

[Tin Man]

I'm fiddin to eat spinach tortellini. Don't tell Tinman he might tell me it's not as good as Mexican tamales

I eat spinach tortellini. Does that ruin it for you?

 

[Tin Man]

I'm fiddin to eat spinach tortellini. Don't tell Tinman he might tell me it's not as good as Mexican tamales

Tamales from Costa Rica are pretty good.

 

[GordonC]

I eat spinach tortellini. Does that ruin it for you?

 

[Tin Man]

Tinman eats barred owls, hummingbirds, and woodpeckers.
He don't know nuffin.

Though I eat bird flesh, I do not eat the species named above.

 

[Tin Man]

But snakes is eatin whole deer in my backyard!!

Lol, if I was walking through some woods and saw that? Lol. I'd literally sheet my britches.

Kill the snake. Extract the deer. Process it and braise it.

 

[Behr]