I'm going to tell a mildly "risque'" joke here.....
Stop me if you've already heard it (heh)
A young woman goes to her OB/GYN at about 7 months pregnant and says, "Doctor, I'm a little worried about having this baby. I've never been pregnant before and don't know what to expect!"
The doctor says, "It's not that hard, it's been happening since the dawn of time. All you have to do to start off is get in the position you were in when you conceived."
The woman says, "What do you mean, doc? One foot in the glove box and the other one out the passenger window?"