Denzel Washington -vs- Brad Pitt

#30
#30
Horrifying. Just for context, me and a friend of mine actually try and watch as many bad movies as we can just for the hilarity. Recently we knocked out Gigli and Alone in the Dark and we are watching Freddy Got Fingered and Battlefield Earth over Spring Break.
 
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#31
#31
Man...

Why not just sit naked and Indian style, directly across from each other and set each other's armpit hairs on fire with a lighter? While staring passionately into each other eyes?

Much better for "hilarity".
 
#32
#32
Age - 56
Notable movies - Cry Freedom, Glory, Malcolm X, Philadelphia, Crimson Tide, Remember the Titans, Training Day, John Q, Antwone Fisher, Man on Fire, American Gangster
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Age - 47
Notable Movies - Interview with the Vampire, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Meet Joe Black, Fight Club, Snatch, Ocean's Eleven, Troy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Inglourious Basterds
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Just curious, how did you leave Legends of the Fall off of Pitt's notable movies, yet, you included 12 Monkeys?
 
#33
#33
Just curious, how did you leave Legends of the Fall off of Pitt's notable movies, yet, you included 12 Monkeys?

You answered your own question...

12 Monkeys;
Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture
Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actor
Nominated–Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor
Nominated–MTV Movie Award for Best Male Performance


Legends of the Fall;
Nominated–Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama

I actually could've mentioned more Pitt movies, but I wanted this to seem fair.

I love both actors by the way....
 
#34
#34
You answered your own question...

12 Monkeys;
Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture
Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actor
Nominated–Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor
Nominated–MTV Movie Award for Best Male Performance


Legends of the Fall;
Nominated–Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama

I actually could've mentioned more Pitt movies, but I wanted this to seem fair.

I love both actors by the way....

Look closer. Pitt was competing against himself with Legends of the Fall being released in the same awards cycle as Interview with a Vampire. I also have a tendency to believe that the 12 Monkeys nom was in response to the Academy completely snubbing Pitt on both Legends and Interview.
 
#35
#35
Look closer. Pitt was competing against himself with Legends of the Fall being released in the same awards cycle as Interview with a Vampire. I also have a tendency to believe that the 12 Monkeys nom was in response to the Academy completely snubbing Pitt on both Legends and Interview.

Like I said, I could've listed more Pitt movies...
 
#36
#36
Man...

Why not just sit naked and Indian style, directly across from each other and set each other's armpit hairs on fire with a lighter? While staring passionately into each other eyes?

Much better for "hilarity".

I can only assume you know this from experience...
 
#38
#38
Man...

Why not just sit naked and Indian style, directly across from each other and set each other's armpit hairs on fire with a lighter? While staring passionately into each other eyes?

Much better for "hilarity".

I hate to hate.

But +1
 
#40
#40
Unless you are trying to watch horrible movies...don't. If you are jonesing for bad cinema, give them a try.

;) I have experience in both terrible movie watching and passionate, man-love, arm-pit burning rituals...

"Avatar" is by far the most painful and uncomfortable couple hours I have witnessed in my life.
 
#41
#41
;) I have experience in both terrible movie watching and passionate, man-love, arm-pit burning rituals...

"Avatar" is by far the most painful and uncomfortable couple hours I have witnessed in my life.

Don't we all :p

Yeah, Avatar looks great but it's essentially Pocahontas in space.
 
#43
#43
Brad Pitt all the way. Denzel has had some classic roles, Man on Fire and Training Day. But he does so many stupid movies and basically every character he does has the same personality. 12 Monkeys, Burn After Reading...Pitt has range.
 
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