After dying the first thing Kennedy thought was: "My God, so there is an
afterlife!" The next thing he thought was, "I don't have brain cancer
anymore. I feel like a kid of 20 again!" Then, his next thought was, "Why am
I in a car, and why is it filling slowly with water?" Panicked, he pounded
on the door but it wouldn't open. He tried shattering the glass, but only
succeeded in breaking the bones in his hands. He searched, but couldn't find
anything in the car to help him escape. Slowly, the car filled, until only
his head was above water, then only his lips in an air gap an inch wide at
the top of the car, then the cold water filled his lungs and he began
suffocating...his last thought was, "Why isn't anyone coming to help me?"
Then, nothing -
He awoke in a car that slowly filling with water - wait, not water, but
acid. And it was slowly dissolving his body - -
He awoke in a car that was slowly filling with urine --
He awoke in a car that was slowly filling with molten lava --
He awoke in a car that was slowly filling with vomit --
He awoke in a car that was slowly filling with blood and guts --
Finally, after an interminable age of continuously dying, he realized that
the God he worshipped in life *had* answered his him, and that he was going
to face an eternity atoning for the major sins he had committed in his
life...
"My God," he wailed aloud in a car that was slowly filling with radioactive
sludge, "I would have never become a liberal, NWO type, if I had known you
were a conservative republican..."
Even in death, Sen. Kennedy didn't get it, that he was too stupid to see the
truth and would remain stupid for all Eternity... sigh.
