VolFreakJosh
“Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!”
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Dobbs is an African American.
The last time we started one, he won us a National Title in his only year with the job.
1 year. 1 National Title.
100% National Title winning percentage in the BCS era with an African American taking snaps.
Dobbs has four (4) years left here at UT.
4 years with the 100% National Title winning percentage under African American quarterbacks = Four (4) National Titles in Four (4) years.
4 of 4.
Bama is currently 3 of 4.
4/4 > 3/4
Tennessee > Bama
IF and ONLY IF Dobbs starts asap.
Need more proof? Well I got it.
Tee Martin took over after the Peyton Manning Era.
Peyton Manning = The Greatest Vol Quarterback of all time.
Dobbs will take over after the Tyler Bray Era.
Tyler Bray broke some of Peyton's Records.
Therefore: Tyler Bray > Peyton Manning
Thus meaning: Dobbs > Martin
What's that you say? Martin was Undefeated as a starter?
That means Dobbs will do better than perfection? Madness!! Impossible!!
No sir, possible.
See: Vols win 14 games every year under Dobbs.
14 x 4 = 56 Wins
Due to UT curbstomping all of college football, the NFL invites the Vols to play the NFL Champion Denver Broncos in a winner takes all Super Super Bowl. Peyton Manning is the starter for Denver while Dobbs takes the snaps for UT. UT wins by 28. Why? Follow me once more.
Peyton as a Vol = 0 NT
Martin as a Vol = 1 NT
Martin > Peyton
Bray as a Vol = 0 NT
Dobbs as a Vol = 4 NT
Dobbs > Bray
4>1>0>0 (Numbers stand for the number of National Titles won by the QB's)
Therefor:
Dobbs > Manning
Dobbs beats Manning in head-to-head battle.
Dobbs and Vols win Super Bowl.
That makes the final total...
Dobbs:
4 National Titles
56 Collegiate Wins
1 NFL Win
1 Super Bowl Victory
I don't know why Butch hasn't started him sooner.
I thought he got it...:ermm:
That sounds very offensive to white people.