Dooley's Seven Minimums

[Blackburn]

I think #6 is definitely a winner

 

[peerless98]

What is the opposite of maxim?

JimVol?

 

[KoachKletus]

What is the opposite of maxim?

Mixam. Silly you, that was an easy one.

 

[UrbanCryer]

if it's still ok to bash the coach who actually won football games (fulmer), than it should be ok to give dooley grief.....until the end of time

shouldnt you be on a gator board somewhere bashing Meyer for leaving.

oh i forgot he "retired" because he was in ill health.

guess ohio made him feel better

 

[iluvsmesumdooley]

Dooley gave his all for UT!! He is a VFL!! Leave him alone, you meanies!!

 

[UrbanCryer]

Looking back on Dooley's tenure (away from the Doolaid) I have compiled Dooley's Seven Minimums from my perspective.

Dooley’s Seven Minimums​

1)Mistakes Happen…. Don’t learn from them…but, work hard and go on to the next mistake

2)Play for the plan, when a break comes your way- pooch punt

3)If at first the game- or the breaks- go against you, quit....

4) Protect the opposing teams Kickers, their QB, and create the appearance of competitiveness

5) Ball, what’s an oskie?, chase offense players around, take bad angles, arm tackle… for this is the LOSING EDGE.

6) Squander the clock. Here is where breaks are aborted.

7)Fight at 75% of your capability and try to stay there for 45 minutes


I think that these 7 minimums can be used as an outline for failure... They are not that hard to follow for sure.

first, the guy in your avi is the king of the clap.

we could make it a new maxim
8)Mistakes Happen: when they do pat the player on the back and clap.

and (B)to answer the ? on your avi. Hells NO!

 

[ncvol17]

David Letterman called .. he wants his list back

 

[MrVol]

Dooley's a great coach - just not at UT or LA Tech.

 

[JimVol]

JimVol?

Probably can best be defined by Dooley's Tenure as HC of the Vols

 

[JimVol]

JimVol?

Probably can best be defined by Dooley's Tenure as HC of the Vols... The anti maxims..

Lol

 

[TXA&M07]

As a fan base, you deserve better. As a man, he deserves better. Let it go.

 

[Special Ed]

What is the opposite of maxim?

mixam

 

[VolunteerTitan3]

What is the opposite of maxim?

minimax?

 

[volcrazy333]

The opposite of maxim ≠ minimum

Oh come on! you know he meant "minim"!

 

[tastycar]

He recruited well and improved our image. Give him some credit.

Improved our image as a bottom feeder ...so, yeah, thanks Dools

 

[tastycar]

As a fan base, you deserve better. As a man, he deserves better. Let it go.

What would you know, aggie? You have a good coach

 

[CINCYVOL]

Dude is clearly a virgin. How about this for your maxims:

1. Go to ATM
2. Get out your last $32.52
3. Find a street walker
4. Get busy. This maxim should take you 3 - 4 seconds
5. Relieve your stress and anxiety
6. Go home and cry
7. Leave the Dools alone. It's over man.

Yeah, surely not as cool as you.

 

[govols/cc]

You left out the one about number of players.

 

[Special Ed]

What is the opposite of maxim?

I don't know, but the inverse is wax!w.

 

[knoxvols1]

Looking back on Dooley's tenure (away from the Doolaid) I have compiled Dooley's Seven Minimums from my perspective.

Dooley’s Seven Minimums​

1)Mistakes Happen…. Don’t learn from them…but, work hard and go on to the next mistake

2)Play for the plan, when a break comes your way- pooch punt

3)If at first the game- or the breaks- go against you, quit....

4) Protect the opposing teams Kickers, their QB, and create the appearance of competitiveness

5) Ball, what’s an oskie?, chase offense players around, take bad angles, arm tackle… for this is the LOSING EDGE.

6) Squander the clock. Here is where breaks are aborted.

7)Fight at 75% of your capability and try to stay there for 45 minutes


I think that these 7 minimums can be used as an outline for failure... They are not that hard to follow for sure.[/QU Sad!
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[JimVol]

Yeah, surely not as cool as you.

I am not the least bit worried about a poster behind a keyboard... people are very brave with their Coke and twinkies behind a computer keyboard.

I have a wife and two kids and probably twice his age... their LIVES depend on me... This forum is simply for fun for me. (see signature)

That poster makes fun of people who try to preserve themselves for marriage, or just simply displays a level of self control.. just shows how immature this poster is.

All these Dooley fans that came out of the woodwork on this thread are funny.. the 7 Minimums were not directed towards the man Dooley personally, they are simply for fun...poking fun at this season...After all, no one here has any control and if the quality of the football program. If you determine your self worth by the success or failure of the UT Vols then then you have a lot to ponder about who you are as a person...

As for Phil.. The "King of Clap".. he was also a multiple championship winning coach... My avi does say "Miss me Yet" and to be honest, I do miss the 8-10 wins he consistently brought to us... When you talk about expecting to WIN.. you can thank Phil for that.. he set the bar VERY high here for all coaches to follow him.

Does 4 or 5 wins suck for 2012? Yes... absolutely. Do I hope we get a home run hire and win a SEC/NC in the next 2-5 years? Heck Yeah I do! But if we don't... I'll still cheer for my Vols.

Cheers!

 

[HOAV]

He's a man! He's 40!

 

[jwp1223]

As a fan base, you deserve better. As a man, he deserves better. Let it go.

From what I've seen of this fanbase...no we don't.

 

[SGMVols]

Dooley gave his all for UT!! He is a VFL!! Leave him alone, you meanies!!

Someone needs a new username...assuming you aren't going to follow his epic journey to Podunk State next year.

 

[SGMVols]

From what I've seen of this fanbase...no we don't.

Yeah, how dare we have expectations! That pretty much destroyed Bama!

Oh, wait...