Drunk Text Messages!

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Wow, looking back! There's a few that I would like to take back. Anyone else have this problem?
 
#2
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I'm just glad I don't text, and I'm glad texting wasn't around when I was in my 20's. I'm also happy phones didn't have cameras when I was in my 20's.
 
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Look
#1 you can lock your phone and that can help>>>> but!!!!

#2 have two phones lock them both and keep up with the important one...
 
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Pull-up a chair for another episode of GAVOL Dumbass Theater.

Had an unfortunate drunk text incident just the other night. I was sitting on my friend's back porch and we were making fun of my wife who we could see through the window trying on a ski jacket. I texted her "doesn't fit. Your $&@& are too big!"

Unfortunately, about 3 seconds later I realized I hadn't texted my wife. I had in fact texted my friend's 15 year old daughter who was standing next to my wife along with three other women. Suddenly all their mouths dropped wide open staring at me through the picture window. I just got up and walked off into the woods and hoped I'd turn invisible.
 
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GAVol said:
Pull-up a chair for another episode of GAVOL Dumbass Theater.

Had an unfortunate drunk text incident just the other night. I was sitting on my friend's back porch and we were making fun of my wife who we could see through the window trying on a ski jacket. I texted her "doesn't fit. Your $&@& are too big!"

Unfortunately, about 3 seconds later I realized I hadn't texted my wife. I had in fact texted my friend's 15 year old daughter who was standing next to my wife along with three other women. Suddenly all their mouths dropped wide open staring at me through the picture window. I just got up and walked off into the woods and hoped I'd turn invisible.
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Ha!!!
 
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GAVol said:
Pull-up a chair for another episode of GAVOL Dumbass Theater.

Had an unfortunate drunk text incident just the other night. I was sitting on my friend's back porch and we were making fun of my wife who we could see through the window trying on a ski jacket. I texted her "doesn't fit. Your $&@& are too big!"

Unfortunately, about 3 seconds later I realized I hadn't texted my wife. I had in fact texted my friend's 15 year old daughter who was standing next to my wife along with three other women. Suddenly all their mouths dropped wide open staring at me through the picture window. I just got up and walked off into the woods and hoped I'd turn invisible.
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That's a one point infraction
 
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GAVol said:
Pull-up a chair for another episode of GAVOL Dumbass Theater.

Had an unfortunate drunk text incident just the other night. I was sitting on my friend's back porch and we were making fun of my wife who we could see through the window trying on a ski jacket. I texted her "doesn't fit. Your $&@& are too big!"

Unfortunately, about 3 seconds later I realized I hadn't texted my wife. I had in fact texted my friend's 15 year old daughter who was standing next to my wife along with three other women. Suddenly all their mouths dropped wide open staring at me through the picture window. I just got up and walked off into the woods and hoped I'd turn invisible.
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Winner so far.
 
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GAVol said:
Pull-up a chair for another episode of GAVOL Dumbass Theater.

Had an unfortunate drunk text incident just the other night. I was sitting on my friend's back porch and we were making fun of my wife who we could see through the window trying on a ski jacket. I texted her "doesn't fit. Your $&@& are too big!"

Unfortunately, about 3 seconds later I realized I hadn't texted my wife. I had in fact texted my friend's 15 year old daughter who was standing next to my wife along with three other women. Suddenly all their mouths dropped wide open staring at me through the picture window. I just got up and walked off into the woods and hoped I'd turn invisible.
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She was holding your wife's phone.
 
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95 Vol Alum said:
Can we explore why GA had his friend's 15 yo daughter's number?
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That what makes this especially awful. Ive known the family for 20 years. We sometimes vacation with these people. I'll be hearing about this for the next 40-50 years.
 
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Not sure if this will be considered a drunk text but I've gotten some good ambien texts from a "friend". How her kitty kat is meowing & purring & she just wished she had a good friend.
 
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