Drunk Text Messages!

#27
#27
govols/cc said:
Not sure if this will be considered a drunk text but I've gotten some good ambien texts from a "friend". How her kitty kat is meowing & purring & she just wished she had a good friend.
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Lmao

I bet that caught you off guard
 
#29
#29
govols/cc said:
Not sure if this will be considered a drunk text but I've gotten some good ambien texts from a "friend". How her kitty kat is meowing & purring & she just wished she had a good friend.
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This is an EXTREMELY mild ambien story right here.
:)

My friends brother took an ambien one night which was mixed with liquor at some point I'm fairly sure, and the next thing to happen was him walking his dog down the street and he's completely naked. My friends brother lived in a different city.
 
#30
#30
GAVol said:
Pull-up a chair for another episode of GAVOL Dumbass Theater.

Had an unfortunate drunk text incident just the other night. I was sitting on my friend's back porch and we were making fun of my wife who we could see through the window trying on a ski jacket. I texted her "doesn't fit. Your $&@& are too big!"

Unfortunately, about 3 seconds later I realized I hadn't texted my wife. I had in fact texted my friend's 15 year old daughter who was standing next to my wife along with three other women. Suddenly all their mouths dropped wide open staring at me through the picture window. I just got up and walked off into the woods and hoped I'd turn invisible.
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95 Vol Alum said:
Can we explore why GA had his friend's 15 yo daughter's number?
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#31
#31
Was not drunk nor a text

But I was laying in bed one night watching T.V. and trying to convince my wife to give me some "mouth hugs" and forgot that my son was laying in the floor, at the foot of the bed, watching T.V. with us.
 
#32
#32
CountVolcula said:
Was not drunk nor a text

But I was laying in bed one night watching T.V. and trying to convince my wife to give me some "mouth hugs" and forgot that my son was laying in the floor, at the foot of the bed, watching T.V. with us.
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Kid probably needs therapy
 
#35
#35
GAVol said:
Pull-up a chair for another episode of GAVOL Dumbass Theater.

Had an unfortunate drunk text incident just the other night. I was sitting on my friend's back porch and we were making fun of my wife who we could see through the window trying on a ski jacket. I texted her "doesn't fit. Your $&@& are too big!"

Unfortunately, about 3 seconds later I realized I hadn't texted my wife. I had in fact texted my friend's 15 year old daughter who was standing next to my wife along with three other women. Suddenly all their mouths dropped wide open staring at me through the picture window. I just got up and walked off into the woods and hoped I'd turn invisible.
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Ok, I have to ask. Why do you have your friend's 15 year old daughters number in your cell phone? And why is it close enough to your wife's that you would make this mistake?
 
#38
#38
GAVol said:
That what makes this especially awful. Ive known the family for 20 years. We sometimes vacation with these people. I'll be hearing about this for the next 40-50 years.
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Doesn't answer the question...:)
 
#39
#39
YorkVol said:
Ok, I have to ask. Why do you have your friend's 15 year old daughters number in your cell phone? And why is it close enough to your wife's that you would make this mistake?
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Probably stored it in my phone on one of the various family outings when she was texting or calling me to coordinate something. Our kids are all roughly the same age.

She had hijacked the outdoor speakers from inside with awful music and her Dad and I were texting our protests to her. When I texted my wife, I didn't bother to notice that I was just responding in the same text thread. Almost as bad was the fact that it was my friend's idea to send the text and I just typed what he said.
 
#40
#40
GAVol said:
Probably stored it in my phone on one of the various family outings when she was texting or calling me to coordinate something. Our kids are all roughly the same age.

She had hijacked the outdoor speakers from inside with awful music and her Dad and I were texting our protests to her. When I texted my wife, I didn't bother to notice that I was just responding in the same text thread. Almost as bad was the fact that it was my friend's idea to send the text and I just typed what he said.
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So this friend kinda has a thing for your wife's big b@@bs? :)
 
#44
#44
I sent a pic of my junk to the wrong number once. It was a group of college buddies an I added an old number instead of my friends new one.

About 15 texts in the person finally said if they could be removed as they didn't know any of us.

It was a thread of dic pics, poo etc. funny ones though.

It was pretty awesome.
 
#45
#45
I'm pretty sure that if they ever do a modernized version of Brokeback Mountain, the above story will be adapted as the opening scene.
 
#46
#46
GAVol said:
I'm pretty sure that if they ever do a modernized version of Brokeback Mountain, the above story will be adapted as the opening scene.
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You're just hoping we forget about your relationship with a 15 year old girl.
 
#48
#48
YorkVol said:
You're just hoping we forget about your relationship with a 15 year old girl.
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It's not y'all I'm worried about. This morning, her Dad pretended to be her and texted me from her phone asking if I'd come speak to her class about body image issues. These people are ruthless..
 
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