Drunken Tirade thread....

[zjcvols]

I did enjoy the cartoon. Those darn hilarious chipmunks...

:clap: Very nice.

 

[zjcvols]

Doing....... hopefully.

Isn't that what all hooter girls are for?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Easy pooch. I wish he did have the ball more on fastbreaks. And he needs to avoid those pesky charges better.

Sorry. Went bosgap. Silly pooch. Hyperbole is for AKs.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Isn't that what all hooter girls are for?

In-do-butably.




Did that work?

 

[zjcvols]

Sorry. Went bosgap. Silly pooch. Hyperbole is for AKs.

Don't take his name in vain. He'll put 15 bullets in your car.

Edit: 60 bullets.

 

[zjcvols]

In-do-butably.




Did that work?

Got your message loud and clear :salute:

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Don't take his name in vain. He'll put 15 bullets in your car.

Edit: 60 bullets.

Your edit made me high five my dog. He can seriously do that. Pooch's pooch is the best!

 

[zjcvols]

Your edit made me high five my dog. He can seriously do that. Pooch's pooch is the best!

Hopefully your dog doesn't go Randy Coutoure on Tito Ortiz on you out of sheer excitement.

 

[zjcvols]

BTW, I made myself unofficial asst. coach for the moon team. I promise I will not lie to investigators if we result to cheating.

 

[Hardwood_fanatic]

We should send Bosgap to Iraq and tell him all terrorists like to use commas, periods and question marks in proper sequence. That should end the whole Middle East conflict.

 

[zjcvols]

We should send Bosgap to Iraq and tell him all terrorists like to use commas, periods and question marks in proper sequence. That should end the whole Middle East conflict.

Hell, I think he could solve the Israel/Palestine fight, India/Pakistan, convert the Iranian Pres. to Judism, make George Bush sound competent, LeBron a beloved figured, and the most amazing one of them all, teach JP Prince how to hit a 15ft. All is possible with bosgap.

Edit: Since your a Kentucky fan, I'll add he could get John Calipari a final four without it stripped away.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

BTW, I made myself unofficial asst. coach for the moon team. I promise I will not lie to investigators if we result to cheating.

There are no rulez on the Moon, Son. We cheat because we love guns! Fantastic thread. :lolabove:

 

[Hardwood_fanatic]

Hell, I think he could solve the Israel/Palestine fight, India/Pakistan, convert the Iranian Pres. to Judism, make George Bush sound competent, LeBron a beloved figured, and the most amazing one of them all, teach JP Prince how to hit a 15ft. All is possible with bosgap.

Edit: Since your a Kentucky fan, I'll add he could get John Calipari a final four without it stripped away.

World peace through supreme firepower, and Bosgap has it all.

 

[zjcvols]

There are no rulez on the Moon, Son. We cheat because we love guns! Fantastic thread. :lolabove:

Nice. We get to cheat and not have to lie about it. It's like living in John Calipari's world.

 

[zjcvols]

World peace through supreme firepower, and Bosgap has it all.

If they don't like, 60 bullets in the car and bleeding orphuses to our faces.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Hell, I think he could solve the Israel/Palestine fight, India/Pakistan, convert the Iranian Pres. to Judism, make George Bush sound competent, LeBron a beloved figured, and the most amazing one of them all, teach JP Prince how to hit a 15ft. All is possible with bosgap.

Edit: Since your a Kentucky fan, I'll add he could get John Calipari a final four without it stripped away.

Just made Pooch Co-Coach of the Moon Team. Zc edit is necessarily necessary.

bosgap for mayor of the Moon.

 

[zjcvols]

Just made Pooch Co-Coach of the Moon Team. Zc edit is necessarily necessary.

bosgap for mayor of the Moon.

bosgap as "mayor" does not show his powers. I'm saying Ultimate ruler.

 

[zjcvols]

As for you being the moon coach...this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Nice. We get to cheat and not have to lie about it. It's like living in John Calipari's world.

Ain't no asst. coaches wives on the Moon. And if Cal shows up, I'll have Thom Yorke rip his space helmet off and give him the The Bends. (obligatory Radiohead reference.)

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

As for you being the moon coach...this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I've always wanted to be kizmet with jc. What does jc denote in all popular literature, including but not exclusive to Grapes of Wrath? I think so.

 

[zjcvols]

Didn't get the last two reference Pooch. However, I still laughed.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Google is your friend.

 

[zjcvols]

Google is your friend.

At 1:50 in the morning, Google can be your enemy too.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

At 1:50 in the morning, Google can be your enemy too.

I often dumb it down for the masses. Surely, you're up to the charge!

 

[zjcvols]

I often dumb it down for the masses. Surely, you're up to the charge!

Nope. I had too many BBQ's today for recruits for the moon team. Need to take it easy tonight. Have to get a kid to fill in for the SAT tomorrow also for a 5* PG recruit from Chicago in the morning.