Dumb Music Lyrics

[95 Vol Alum]

My wife and I were listening to 80's music today which prompted a discussion on the worst music lyric/line from a song:

"She's like the wind, through my trees" wins it for me. Wtf does that even mean?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

My daughter's take - maybe she farts a lot.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Luke Bryan talking about catching catfish dinner on the clinch river, and evidently getting his redneck girl so turned on by fish guts and mud that he ends up getting laid in his pickup bed. That's stupid. Also wins second place with that stooopid Kick the dust up song. Dang that boy sucks.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!
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You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

 

[NorCalVol67]

Su-Su-Sussudio oh oh

 

[heartvols]

"Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.”

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

My hearts about to beat right out my untrimmed chest

 

[GBO18]

My hearts about to beat right out my untrimmed chest

You prefer a clean shaven chest?

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

My wife and I were listening to 80's music today which prompted a discussion on the worst music lyric/line from a song:

"She's like the wind, through my trees" wins it for me. Wtf does that even mean?

it means she rustles his jimmies

 

[Behr]

Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globen

 

[bignewt]

Every song that has come out of nashville for the last 20 years.

 

[volfanbill]

Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globen

To be fair, those aren't lyrics. And I despise defending Def Leppard

 

[95 Vol Alum]

"I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you"

Groce

 

[joevol33]

Watch me whip, now watch me nae nae.

 

[BadJerry20]

Yung Joc "She chewing on that **** like a piece of bubble yum." Ummm why?


Everything out of Pitbulls mouth, 65% of what Lil Wayne says.

 

[SWIL]

Train - Drops of Jupiter

The lyrics of this song a @#$#ing retarded.

 

[aredfox28]

Da dada duh.. Go gators..

 

[Brave Volunteer]

"Id like to check you for ticks."

"She thinks my tractor's sexy"

Pretty much every Toby Keith,Tracy Morgan, and Big and Rich song ever recorded.

 

[GreveHaller]

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Train - Drops of Jupiter

The lyrics of this song a @#$#ing retarded.

I hate that song.

 

[MG1968]

It's my favorite song by Duran Duran but "The Chauffeur"'s lyrics make absolutely no sense.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

"Id like to check you for ticks."

"She thinks my tractor's sexy"

Pretty much every Toby Keith, Tracy Morgan , and Big and Rich song ever recorded.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

100% of what Lil Wayne says.

More accurate

 

[Stoked]

"Aye, I only show affection when I get an erection"

-Lil Yachty

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Every rap song