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Number Juan Most Stoopit Winner

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#376
#376
Conway is boring, I think I'm out.

I gotta good good night post tonight.
 
#393
#393
Souce said:
TFG madder than @joevol33 when he goes to Dollywood every year and finds out he still ain't tall enuf to ride the Blazin Fury!!!!
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Pshh, I made out with a girl on the blazing fury when I was like 15! Still remember her name, she was from Lenoir city! They were staying at the same hotel, and we hung out in the pool half a night! So believe me bubba, Joe can ride the blazin fury!
 
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#394
#394
joevol33 said:
Pshh, I made out with a girl on the blazing fury when I was like 15! Still remember her name, she was from Lenoir city! They were staying at the same hotel, and we hung out in the pool half a night! So believe me bubba, Joe can ride the blazin fury!
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I would hope you would remember your cousin's name.
 
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#397
#397
joevol33 said:
Pshh, I made out with a girl on the blazing fury when I was like 15! Still remember her name, she was from Lenoir city! They were staying at the same hotel, and we hung out in the pool half a night! So believe me bubba, Joe can ride the blazin fury!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you tell us the mythical "Girl from Lenoir City" story every time I bring up the Blazin Fury. You found out later she was yer cousin, right? That's why u can't seem to get her off your mind. It was love at first sight! 💘
 
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#398
#398
joevol33 said:
Pshh, I made out with a girl on the blazing fury when I was like 15! Still remember her name, she was from Lenoir city! They were staying at the same hotel, and we hung out in the pool half a night! So believe me bubba, Joe can ride the blazin fury!
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I think maybe you're just saying "blazin fury" because you set her on fire and ruined the moment. Was the next family reunion awkward?
 
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#399
#399
joevol33 said:
Pshh, I made out with a girl on the blazing fury when I was like 15! Still remember her name, she was from Lenoir city! They were staying at the same hotel, and we hung out in the pool half a night! So believe me bubba, Joe can ride the blazin fury!
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Does Tiffany get to read your phone, at anytime?
 
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