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Number Juan Most Stoopit Winner

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    36
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#629
#629
A landslide just as the first. Kissing babies and shaking hands worked again. Is anyone going to tell him he didn’t even need to do that for votes?
 
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#636
#636
VolNExile said:
82_83 (?)was in a bar with a lot of UK fans during their meltdown. He was (??) taking a pic of the bar TV when Karen turned around and gave him The Stare.

She has now achieved immortality in The Zone. Also, she followed him on FB. 😲
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And she's my cousin
 
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#638
#638
Souce said:
Karen, if you're reading this please understand this means you should stay away from Joe at all costs going forward. Him perceiving you as his cousin means he's immensely sexually attracted to you. So, for the love of God, stay away from Joe.
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You tell her cuz
 
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#641
#641
VolNExile said:
82_83 (?)was in a bar with a lot of UK fans during their meltdown. He was (??) taking a pic of the bar TV when Karen turned around and gave him The Stare.

She has now achieved immortality in The Zone. Also, she followed him on FB. 😲
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OK, it was the Friday after the epic loss to a 15 seed and it was just a response to VG about watching games and drinking adult beverages. Her name isn't Karen, she was very nice and thought the attention was hilarious and didn't follow me on FB just IM. But you wuz close!
 
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#642
#642
82_VOL_83 said:
OK, it was the Friday after the epic loss to a 15 seed and it was just a response to VG about watching games and drinking adult beverages. Her name isn't Karen, she was very nice and thought the attention was hilarious and didn't follow me on FB just IM. But you wuz close!
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When did this all happen? Is she on here now?
 
#644
#644
82_VOL_83 said:
OK, it was the Friday after the epic loss to a 15 seed and it was just a response to VG about watching games and drinking adult beverages. Her name isn't Karen, she was very nice and thought the attention was hilarious and didn't follow me on FB just IM. But you wuz close!
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Don’t ruin a good story with facts. Karen is big mayud and going to hunt down Souce. She was demanding you remove the pic, but you stood your ground. No Karen tells 82 what to do
 
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#650
#650
Orangeredblooded said:
Okay, as long as GVG knows
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She may know he's just crazy like Tiffany does with me🤣. She reads a lot of stuff I post, even my "stalking posts, and shakes her head a lot. The only thing she's ever said I better quit is the cousin stuff, because she thinks someone is going to believe it 🤣
 
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