EMERGENCY: any good draft beer in Gatlinburg?

[Vercingetorix]

I'd go get hammered on malt liquor then go back to the house and beat the hell out of whomever's idea it was to go to Gatlinburg.

It wasn't mine, that's for sure. Happily we're here for hiking in the Smokies so I really haven't had to deal with Gatlinburg at all, other than the first initial horrible trip to the grocery to stock up. Tonight was our one and only foray into town, and that was just to get away from the kids for awhile and drink beer. Other than that it's been just 1) drive down Ski Mountain Road, 2) turn right into the park, and 3) pretend that everything to the left doesn't exist.

 

[vader]

I'd go get hammered on malt liquor then go back to the house and beat the hell out of whomever's idea it was to go to Gatlinburg.

lol:

 

[SpecialKVolfan]

Hoggs n Honeys- Balcony Seats over looking the strip.
Puckers is below.
Dicks Last Resort
Bubba Gump Bar

All terrible choices IMO. Haha!

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Anytime I need a morale boost I go to Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg. I look around at all the obese white trash and suddenly feel better. No drug is better.

Those are from Alabama, Georgia and Kentucky.