End of the World

[therealUT]

OBL has been killed; the planets are aligned; the rapture begins May 21...

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May 21, 2011 - Judgment Day!; October 21, 2011 - The End of the World

It's been nice knowing all of you.

 

[hndog609]

Quick, everybody go out and bust a move on that person you've been holding back on. (you know who she is) Chloroform and duct tape if necessary. Even if caught we'll all be dead waaay before it'd ever go to trial.

 

[volinbham]

I'm off to the Porsche dealer...

 

[tri_vol]

I'm off to the Porsche dealer...

Screw the porsche. Ferrari
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[kev20]

a whole year earlier than 83 predicted.

 

[volinbham]

Screw the porsche. Ferrari
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thank you for putting my head right - not sure what I was thinking

 

[Slydell]

Screw the porsche. Ferrari
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Screw the Ferrari.

 

[volinbham]

Screw the Ferrari.

Not a fan.

 

[Slydell]

I've always like the looks of the Ferrari more. But, if I had the disposable income, I'd have to park a Bugatti in the garage, too. Just for quick trips to the market.

 

[utvolpj]

...and I feel fine

 

[milohimself]

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[therealUT]

Rapture-Proof.

 

[WA_Vol]

You left out the Mayan calendar ends in 2012.

 

[therealUT]

You left out the Mayan calendar ends in 2012.

That is a technicality; the Mayan Calendar in all actuality ended in and around 1697...

 

[fl0at]

You left out the Mayan calendar ends in 2012.

Stupid Mayans. We won't even make it to their end. They made a whole extra year plus for no reason.

 

[tri_vol]

That is a technicality; the Mayan Calendar in all actuality ended in and around 1697...

minor detail
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[therealUT]

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Sucks when you can foresee and predict the end of the world, yet fail to foresee and prepare for the Spaniards...

 

[IPorange]

rich men getting into heaven is as difficult as a camel passing through the eye of a needle. I am willing to allow them to transfer their wealth to me, in the interests of their immortal well-being. They can wait until the day before on the 20th, if they'd like.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I just told my boss to f-off. The end is any minute now. Right... Right???

 

[therealUT]

rich men getting into heaven is as difficult as a camel passing through the eye of a needle. I am willing to allow them to transfer their wealth to me, in the interests of their immortal well-being. They can wait until the day before on the 20th, if they'd like.

Eye of the Needle.

 

[IPorange]

Those doorways were called needle's eyes later, and there were none in the vicinity of Christ at that time. Or at least that is what I was told. Methinks some scholars spend a lot of time figuring out ways in which the rich can still get into heaven after all. Christ also spoke of people swallowing camels after complaining of gnats. Is that also a literal phrase?

 

[therealUT]

Those doorways were called needle's eyes later, and there were none in the vicinity of Christ at that time. Or at least that is what I was told. Methinks some scholars spend a lot of time figuring out ways in which the rich can still get into heaven after all. Christ also spoke of people swallowing camels after complaining of gnats. Is that also a literal phrase?

I knew an old lady who swallowed a horse, so it is possible...

 

[rmsmith]

...and I feel fine

I see what you did there
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[kev20]

I see what you did there
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quoted one of the most annoying songs in the history of history?

 

[Hobock]

Sucks when you can foresee and predict the end of the world, yet fail to foresee and prepare for the Spaniards...

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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