Endzone Lurkers

[DjCrenshaw]

Kinda but more sex toyish

Like a vibrator for the ear?

 

[RetardedElf]

Like a vibrator for the ear?

I started out there,but santa felt i was abusing the fake vags. So now i put the studs on c-rings. Not glorious but i make my own hours

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I started out there,but santa felt i was abusing the fake vags. So now i put the studs on c-rings. Not glorious but i make my own hours

Have to be an alter. Only old goobers know the wonders of the c ring.

 

[RetardedElf]

Have to be an alter. Only old goobers know the wonders of the c ring.

I wish that was true, but that's not case

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I wish that was true, but that's not case

Don't you hate it when your butt hair gets twisted into your c ring?

 

[RetardedElf]

Don't you hate it when your butt hair gets twisted into your c ring?

Pro tip: braid it so it runs down the side of your leg

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Yep, zone definitely is getting weird tonight.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Yep, zone definitely is getting weird tonight.

Chicken fooker

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Pro tip: braid it so it runs down the side of your leg

I'm gonna need a mirror

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Elf, you'll get hazed but keep posting.

 

[RetardedElf]

Yep, zone definitely is getting weird tonight.

I'm just really high my apologies for insulting your sensibilities

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Tardelf, say something entertaining

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'm just really high my apologies for insulting your sensibilities

Quite all right. Carry on.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Elf, you'll get hazed but keep posting.

I thought Slice was the official recruiter.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I'm just really high my apologies for insulting your sensibilities

nothing sensible about the chicken fooker

 

[Unknown Muppet]

nothing sensible about the chicken fooker

Damn skippy!

 

[RetardedElf]

Tardelf, say something entertaining

One time during an bama-UT game i accidentally elbowed a midget in the face

 

[DjCrenshaw]

One time during an bama-UT game i accidentally elbowed a midget in the face

You must be a will ferrel elf

 

[RetardedElf]

You must be a will ferrel elf

Yes sir if i was a wee person i'd have that surgery to make my legs longer

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I thought Slice was the official recruiter.

No. He's just more whorish about it.

 

[RetardedElf]

Elf, you'll get hazed but keep posting.

Thanks for the warm welcome

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Yes sir if i was a wee person i'd have that surgery to make my legs longer

Using mr. garrison's balls as knee joints?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

No. He's just more whorish about it.

Slice opens his legs for newbies/strangers.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

No. He's just more whorish about it.

So you make them work for it first.

 

[RetardedElf]

Using mr. garrison's balls as knee joints?

Why of course and my pet would be the mouse that had his junk growing on it