Exclusive Oklahoma Breaking News: Sooners do in fact put pants on one leg at a time

[jimallvol]

Hope all the Vol fans that get to go enjoy a BIG win and celebrate! We deserve a good upset!

I agree. Were due!

 

[JohnMcA60]

:good!:

 

[bleedorange1983]

Best tread of the day IMOlol:

I would have to disagree... I would go with Firestone

 

[Manvol]

I'll deal in reality after game but before the game we're gonna kick their a$$! Some of you are pathetic. (Unranked, unproven VT drops OU on the road)

 

[Midnight Toker]

Stoops is 81-5 at home. But yes, its definitely possible.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Execpting the worst and hoping for the best.

 

[DaddyChad]

I'll deal in reality after game but before the game we're gonna kick their a$$! Some of you are pathetic. (Unranked, unproven VT drops OU on the road)

Everyone knew OSU sucked though.

 

[utvolgirl]

I, too, was a little disappointed in the lack of pants coverage in this thread.

Still, Go Vols!

 

[CountVolcula]

Hearing their pants don't have a fly, cause they all squat to pee

 

[YorkVol]

Vols with upset in Norman

27-24

But do they wear a cup? Our players don't because, brass balls of course.

 

[keithpowers]

Everyone knew OSU sucked though.

They're called the Suckeyes for a reason...

 

[Orangedogsrule]

Until any of our gridiron opponents show up with players that have more than 2 arms and 2 legs the VOLS will always have a fighting chance to win and get my support. We should not be favored against the Sooners, but the reason you play the game is to find out on that day for that single time frame who can put it all together, play, and win the game. If half these negative nellies around here had their way, we should call up the Sooner AD and give them the 1-0 forfeit that way we only lose by one covering the spread, nobody gets hurt, and we go to the bye week and get ready for UGA.

If any of our opponents do show up with more than two arms and two legs I'm gonna run!

 

[Orangedogsrule]

But do they practice proper showering technique?

No, they just stink like "a dead rat by a dumpster".

That's what my daughter said about a couple of Dooley's players in her class until he did the personal hygene thing everyone makes fun of. He did those boys a favor. They might have actually gotten a girl to go out with them more than once. Outside the fact any opposing runner became even more determined NOT to be tackled by their foul smelling selfs.

 

[velovol]

OU's juniors and seniors have been putting their pants on longer than our Freshman
so dont get too excited because the crash will hurt that much more

 

[chuckb1448]

So... We aren't talking about pants?

I like muh britches!!! Guys we got a chance, just like everyone else. I know its brick by brick but its one brick at a time, if a few are knocked off we just add more mud and slap another brick back up... Patience Vol People.... we go in expecting to win and handle it if we lose, it is that way no matter who we play.

Go Vols!:rock:

Go Vols!:clapping: