favorite comedian

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i like Dane Cook, he's crazy and funny
Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the pale cracks me up

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#5
#5
Jim Gaffigan . . . That "outraged woman" voice that he whispers during his routine is priceless.
 
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#10
I saw Ron White live about a year ago. Absolutely hilarious.
 
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(tidwell @ May 3 said:
Dave Chappelle, Dennis Miller, Lewis Black, Ron White...
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my fav dennis miller..........''who the hell am I to speak on education, I brought home more C's than a Hispanic wedding night!'' (then the miller head shake)
 
#13
#13
Ron White, Carlos Mencia, Tim Wilson and the guy with the puppets (PeeWee, the old fart, halepeno on a stick)
 
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#14
Some Dave Attell for ya:

Trying to hook up on Valentine's Day is impossible. I never have, but I always seem to score on President's Day. I guess 'cause when I'm drunk I look like Martin Van Buren.
 
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(Rocky Top NCDB @ May 3 said:
i like Dane Cook, he's crazy and funny
Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the pale cracks me up

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Hot pocket! :lol:

I like Dane Cook... I just relate to his comedy the best.

Brian Regan is another good one.

Mitch Hedburg has the best observational comedy out there.

Pablo Francisco is another favorite.
 
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Oh... Sean Rouse.

"Alright guys, you wanna know the difference between men and women? Okay. Here it is. Chicks cry when you punch 'em."

"It's true. You can all get into heaven... Except for retards. It's not their fault! They just can't understand the concept of a God. And it's not like they're Indians, you can't beat it into 'em. Hey, if you're an Indian and you were offended by that joke, you're not getting what I'm trying to say. And you need to find Jesus. And if you're retarded and were offended by that joke... You're not retarded. Stop hiding behind that big-ass head and go get a job."
 
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(milohimself @ May 3 said:
Mitch Hedburg has the best observational comedy out there.
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Mitch Hedberg was Stephen Wright with a bass player, a potty mouth and a drug habit. But he was pure genius.
 
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(GAVol @ May 3 said:
Mitch Hedberg was Stephen Wright with a bass player, a potty mouth and a drug habit. But he was pure genius.
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That he was. I remember I was driving a car with one of my friends in the passenger seat through the west hills of Portland, just for some fun. It can be pretty challenging driving at times, and he decided to play a prank on me by putting a Mitch Hedburg CD in. I started laughing so hard I was crying, taking hairpin turns at 60 mph. But there wasn't enough room to pull over and take the cd out, and I couldn't free my hands from the wheel to take the cd out of the player because the roads were too tough.

I slapped the s**t out of him when I got out.
 
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I saw Hedberg live once and he did a bit about having an argument while camping and how much it sucked trying to make a dramatic exit from a tent:

"Oh yeah . . . Well forget you. I'm outta here . . . . Zip, zip, zip, zip" :lol:
 
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Anyone ever heard of "The Amazing Jonathan"?? Saw him in Savannah when I was in High School. This guy was funny as crap.

He mixes magic and comedy. One trick was he asked for a 50 dollar bill from someone in the audience. He had them pass it up. Then he ripped it in a couple pieces, Took out a hankerchief and said he would magically put it together.

He turned around and you heard the sound of tape coming off of a roll. Then he turned around and the 50 was bunched up with a roll of tape. Then he gave it back to the guy and went to the next joke. It was hilarious.

Here's a comedy central preview.

http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/bro...johnathan.jhtml

 
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(milohimself @ May 3 said:
Oh... Sean Rouse.

"Alright guys, you wanna know the difference between men and women? Okay. Here it is. Chicks cry when you punch 'em."

"It's true. You can all get into heaven... Except for retards. It's not their fault! They just can't understand the concept of a God. And it's not like they're Indians, you can't beat it into 'em. Hey, if you're an Indian and you were offended by that joke, you're not getting what I'm trying to say. And you need to find Jesus. And if you're retarded and were offended by that joke... You're not retarded. Stop hiding behind that big-ass head and go get a job."
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(GAVol @ May 3 said:
Jim Gaffigan . . . That "outraged woman" voice that he whispers during his routine is priceless.
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Hot Pockets

Pat Dailey is also one of my favorites, "I'll take you to a biker bar where we can kick some a##", from "You ought to go with me when I go out drinkin"
 
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#24
George Carlin is and has been one of favorites for quite some time.
 
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No mention of Chris Rock??? Come on. The original HBO special is a classic.

"I'm not sayin' OJ shoulda killed her. . . . . . BUT I UNDERSTAND?"

I thought Hedberg was incredible. In between crying from laughing so hard, I always wonder: "Wow. How did he think that up?"
 
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