The Day I Realized My Wife Is A Genius:
While we were openly discussing dinner options, my little girl chimed in with, "I wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese!" My wife said, "Awww, baby, I'm sorry, you have to have an invitation to go there."
I remember when I was young and went to Chuck E Cheese. I had a kid steal all of my tokens while I was playing a game. Went to his mother to have her ask her son to give it back, and she yelled at me like I was crazy.