'20 FL LB Jesus Machado

[AngryButchJones]

Ya'll must not know who Jesus really was.Some hints-stilled the raging storm-returned sight to the blind-turned water to wine-brought the dead back to life-forgives sin,must I say more? i DON'T MAKE JEST OF THE NAME ABOVE ALL NAMES!! It just worries me a little,Happy New Year.

Goodness, people need to lighten up. I don't think Jesus is gonna be mad we're making some light-hearted jokes about this kid's name. Let's just have some fun as long as it's good-natured, alright?

 

[MiramarVol]

Hey-Zues......

 

[RikidyBones]

Ya'll must not know who Jesus really was.Some hints-stilled the raging storm-returned sight to the blind-turned water to wine-brought the dead back to life-forgives sin,must I say more? i DON'T MAKE JEST OF THE NAME ABOVE ALL NAMES!! It just worries me a little,Happy New Year.

I heard his mom was a ho.







Lord, I apologize for calling the virgin Mary a ho.

 

[MiramarVol]

Ban this Fo!!

 

[LargeOrange1]

6'1" 205lbs
Hialeah, FL
(Champagnat Catholic - Hialeah)

Jesus Machado, Champagnat Catholic - Hialeah, Outside Linebacker
Jesus Machado, 2020 Inside linebacker - Rivals.com
Jesus Machado on Hudl

Vols offered

So instead of us coming to Jesus, we want Jesus to come to us????

 

[Sleegro]

So instead of us coming to Jesus, we want Jesus to come to us????

He had a real come to Tennessee moment?

 

[T Dog]

 

[xJesusx56]

If we land Jesus it should be a quick turnaround.

I’m in.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Always good when you have Jesus on your side.

 

[jamesd1628]

Sure could save some games for us...

Would definitely atone for defensive mistakes...

I see he’s resurrected the LB collar...









I’ll see myself out.

Yeah, all kidding aside, this guy could really work some miracles for us in the LB corp.

 

[NashVolDavis]

Anyone else?

 

[xJesusx56]

Anyone else?

Don’t crucify me, I was just having a little fun.

 

[Devo182]

I heard his mom was a ho.







Lord, I apologize for calling the virgin Mary a ho.

Who she sleep with? The holy ghost thing wasnt even consentual according to her alibi

 

[VolsdeepVFL]

Ya'll must not know who Jesus really was.Some hints-stilled the raging storm-returned sight to the blind-turned water to wine-brought the dead back to life-forgives sin,must I say more? i DON'T MAKE JEST OF THE NAME ABOVE ALL NAMES!! It just worries me a little,Happy New Year.

Gandalf>jesus

 

[Pepe]

Ya'll must not know who Jesus really was.Some hints-stilled the raging storm-returned sight to the blind-turned water to wine-brought the dead back to life-forgives sin,must I say more? i DON'T MAKE JEST OF THE NAME ABOVE ALL NAMES!! It just worries me a little,Happy New Year.

Are you running for office in Cocke County?

 

[Pepe]

Hey-Zues......

The Greeks will be mad that you are using their God's name in such a familiar manner

 

[Sleegro]

The Greeks will be mad that you are using their God's name in such a familiar manner

And spelling it wrong.

 

[Pepe]

And spelling it wrong.

How is it spelled in Greek letters?

 

[NashVolDavis]

Don’t crucify me, I was just having a little fun.

Lol touché

 

[Glitch]

Has anyone else noticed that his first name is a name typically given to Latino males and Messiahs?

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Ya'll must not know who Jesus really was.Some hints-stilled the raging storm-returned sight to the blind-turned water to wine-brought the dead back to life-forgives sin,must I say more? i DON'T MAKE JEST OF THE NAME ABOVE ALL NAMES!! It just worries me a little,Happy New Year.

 

[NotoriousRPP]

Are you running for office in Cocke County?

Easy.

 

[k-town_king]

Has anyone else noticed that his first name is a name typically given to Latino males and Messiahs?

Jesus Machado? From Florida? He probably is Latino.

 

[KB5252]

Kessling will crucify his name.......

I'm not proud of myself.