Heh, if it weren't so true and real, the Florida curse and attending BVS would be super humorous.
I mean, we're hillbillies. We're not cajuns. We don't normally believe in voodoo and curses and all that such. We believe in moonshine and what you can see with your own eyes (when you're not blind drunk).
But here we are, buying it all. The whole thing. From Rohan Davies' mom at LSU (what's that have to do with Florida? Who knows? This stuff ain't gotta make a lot of sense), to Tebow jump-passes, to ducks pulling trucks (what's Oregon have to do with Florida-Tennessee? Who knows? Just roll with it), there's a LOT to absorb in this one.
And here we almost are again (gotta blow through Arkansas, first).
But you know what? Curse is over. Rohan's mom went somewhere else. The ducks have their own trucks to pull.
We beat Florida the last time they were in Neyland. And we'll beat them again a week from Saturday. We'll do that cartoon thing where we grab the gator by its tail, and proceed to slam it into the ground, first to the left, then to the right, then back to the left again.
Because this is how streaks reverse themselves. First the underdog beats the other team for the first time in a while (like we did two years ago), almost always at home, then a year or three later he beats them again, more convincingly, and then it becomes a little more regular, beating them at home, though away games are still tough. The losing streak is over, it's more like splitting the series even, one for one. Eventually, everyone figures out the jinx has worn off, and we win our first one at their place. Then things start rolling downhill, and before you know it, we have a winning streak of our own.
Maybe not a forever streak. They'll win from time to time. But the curse will be over, and we'll win a lot more than we lose.
That's where this series is headed. Unfortunately, it's coming at just the time when we're about to stop playing them every season. Will instead be 2 out of every 4. Will take twice as long to even the score at that rate.
What the hell. Josh is only 46. We have time.
Go Vols!