Florida Player Arrested Again

[AirVol]

Guy goes out golfing. Gets to the fifth hole, a long par 4. Wife waits in the cart to hit on the red tees.

Guy, trying to crank one to the 150 marker, predictably overswings and yanks it... right into the cart. It hits and kills his wife.

Two years later, his friends make him get out to play. He hasn't touched a club since the incident. They make him play the same course.

As he walks to the fifth tee, he starts to shake. His freinds encourage him to face his anxiety. But he can't.

"Last time I was on this tee box," he says sobbing, "I.... I.... took a nine."

Dude makes a 9? Damn he does suck. I once hit a tree on the 18th hole and the ball hit a tree and didn't make it past the ladies tee. I was drunk and playing our club rules which meant i played the final hole DO. It was pretty funny at the time until the starter saw me on the green.

 

[JFreak]

Dude makes a 9? Damn he does suck. I once hit a tree on the 18th hole and the ball hit a tree and didn't make it past the ladies tee. I was drunk and playing our club rules which meant i played the final hole DO. It was pretty funny at the time until the starter saw me on the green.

So you are trying to say you have never scored a 9? Callin bs on that.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Guy goes out golfing. Gets to the fifth hole, a long par 4. Wife waits in the cart to hit on the red tees.

Guy, trying to crank one to the 150 marker, predictably overswings and yanks it... right into the cart. It hits and kills his wife.

Two years later, his friends make him get out to play. He hasn't touched a club since the incident. They make him play the same course.

As he walks to the fifth tee, he starts to shake. His freinds encourage him to face his anxiety. But he can't.

"Last time I was on this tee box," he says sobbing, "I.... I.... took a nine."

Took a true sportsman to finish that hole.
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[AirVol]

So you are trying to say you have never scored a 9? Callin bs on that.

I've had single digit handicap for over 25 years, but yes i have had a 9, but can't remember when, especially on a par 4

 

[Lawrence Wright]

I've had single digit handicap for over 25 years, but yes i have had a 9, but can't remember when, especially on a par 4

I can..... :unsure:

 

[Lawrence Wright]

Btw, Brown is gone. Hope it was all worth it.

Florida has dismissed redshirt freshman DT Gary Brown from the team, following his arrest early Sunday morning on two misdemeanor counts of battery stemming from an incident at an off-campus party.

Brown, who did not see action for the Gators in 2009, is accused of striking a woman in the face with his open hand as she attempted to get people to leave a party at a Gainesville apartment complex. When another woman tried to intervene, she was allegedly scratched by Brown as he tried to slap her arms away, police reports state.

On Monday, Florida athletic officials said he had been suspended from all team activities, but as of today he is no longer a part of the team.

Brown, 19, was supposed to be a promising star for the Gators - he was the No. 2 defensive tackle in the nation coming out of high school last year.

Both alleged victims have filed sworn complaints against Brown.

He was released on his own recognizance Monday following a court appearance, and ordered not to have contact with the alleged victims

 

[BloodRUNZOrange]

if kiffin was still our coach it would get headlines, but not with mr. "dont talk to me im scaaared" haha