Former Gator Louis Murphy busted with Viagra

[volville]

I don't know. Isn't viagra classified as an "upper"? Schedule II or III?

No...not even close. Although it does have some "upward" effect.

 

[CountVolcula]

This arrest is clearly NOT about the Viagra.

Surely you jest

 

[CountVolcula]

Pray tell, counselor. What is the arrest about?

Its the man trying to keep the penis down

 

[hohenfelsvol]

This arrest is clearly NOT about the Viagra.

racist

 

[punkcat]

Its the man trying to keep the penis down

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:

 

[BigOrange15]

Its the man trying to keep the penis down

Well done.

 

[leffie]

Are the penalties stiff for this?? If so, I hope the prison population isn't that hard on him.

this did not go unnoticed. Nicely played. :lolabove:

 

[JTrainDavis]

This arrest is clearly NOT about the Viagra.

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[JTrainDavis]

This arrest is clearly NOT about the Viagra.

Surprise, surprise.
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[the.one.the.only]

Am I the first to ask... Why the hell does he have viagra?

 

[GoBigOrangeVols]

Its the man trying to keep the penis down

just like BYU

 

[tim]

Am I the first to ask... Why the hell does he have viagra?

Yes and duh.

 

[govols/cc]

Am I the first to ask... Why the hell does he have viagra?

Even when you don't need it sometimes you gotta make an impression.
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[OJ]

Am I the first to ask... Why the hell does he have viagra?

Takes it at night so he won't roll out of bed.

 

[govols182]

 

[CountVolcula]

lol:

 

[the.one.the.only]

Takes it at night so he won't roll out of bed.

Haha winner

 

[strongtower]

Are the penalties stiff for this?? If so, I hope the prison population isn't that hard on him.

:lolabove:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Takes it at night so he won't roll out of bed.

If he rolls over too hard he could get pole vaulted onto the floor.

 

[Godfatha]

gotta get up for the game somehow.
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[RikidyBones]

Al Davis probably thought it was steroids and gave him a sample.
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[JOEY'S ALL VOL !!!]

He'll get some hard time for this.

Shouldn't be more than 4 hours.

 

[lylsmorr]

Shouldn't be more than 4 hours.

If it does last longer, call your physician.

 

[OrangeFlame]

Thought volnation could use a laugh...
Former Gator wide receiver Louis Morris Murphy Jr. arrested by GPD | Gainesville.com

 

[TrueOrange]

should probably be thankful for the stop; priapisms are a b!tch