I asked Chat GPT to write a poem for tomorrow's game. Gave it a few parameters. This is what it came up with.
Twas the Night Before the Playoff
(Another Tennessee Vols Anthem):
Twas the night before the game, and the field was all set,
The Buckeyes were nervous, their hearts filled with regret.
For tomorrow’s the day, the Vols will arise,
With Heupel at the helm, they’ll claim the prize.
The stadium’s buzzing, the air filled with frost,
But Tennessee’s ready, no matter the cost.
The Vols' defense, a hammer, relentless and bold,
Will crush Ohio States hopes and dreams in the cold.
Nico's arm, like a rocket, He do what He do,
Bang, from downtown! 75 yards to Bru.
Sampson on the ground and Nico through the air,
The Vols will strike fast, with no time to spare.
The Buckeyes will tremble, their knees start to quake,
As Vols fans get loud and the stadium shakes.
The hits would come hard, they’ll feel every blow,
As the Vols just smile, they ready to go.
Pearce off the edge, Boo through the gaps,
Blitz Blitz Blitz on every 3rd down snap.
With every tackle, and with every score,
Ohio State will wonder what they came here for.
The Buckeyes can try, but they’ll never be ready,
It don’t F'ing matter, VOLS BY FIDDY!!!!!
