FSU QB IDENTIFIES HIMSELF AS GOD

[Arclight]

Here:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2084954

 

[U-T]

:w00t: :w00t:

 

[duckman398686]

that's........disturbing. at least we don't have those kinda problems.

 

[U-T]

GatorCountry is never going to let FSU forget about that as long as Wyatt is at QB for them

 

[duckman398686]

That's all Free Shoes University needs is a psycho at QB

 

[RockyTopBrooke]

:nono: :nono: :nono:

Yes, I read that story when I went to espn.com to vote for Neyland. He had just been in Tennesse, so I'm sure they'll find a way to include that in the joke.

The Gators are absolutely loving this!

 

[Arclight]

The following teams are DOOMED.

09/05/2005 Mon Miami TALLAHASSEE, FL ABC 8:00 PM
09/10/2005 Sat The Citadel TALLAHASSEE, FL TBA
09/17/2005 Sat Boston College Chestnut Hill, MA TBA
10/01/2005 Sat Syracuse TALLAHASSEE, FL TBA
10/08/2005 Sat Wake Forest * TALLAHASSEE, FL TBA
10/15/2005 Sat Virginia Charlottesville, VA TBA
10/22/2005 Sat Duke Durham, NC TBA
10/29/2005 Sat Maryland ** TALLAHASSEE, FL TBA
11/05/2005 Sat North Carolina State TALLAHASSEE, FL TBA
11/12/2005 Sat Clemson Clemson, SC TBA
11/26/2005 Sat Florida Gainesville, Fla. TBA

 

[OWB]

"Witnesses told police that Sexton had been making strange gestures, and at one point jumped onto a car. When asked to identify himself, Sexton "yelled that he was 'God,' " the report said, and acted in a manner irrational enough that the officer pepper-sprayed him."

lol:

Pepper spraying God is never a good idea...

 

[NashvilleVol]

The article from foxsports said he was in Tennessee to see a Dave Matthews concert. Dave was playing at Bonnaroo, which means Sexton went there. I just got back from it and let me go ahead and say, Sexton probably had some left over "fun" from the festival.

 

[hvwarrior58]

damn, who woulda thought that god was the qb for fsu?

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

This is the funniest new's going!
I actualy hope he is able to return to the team. It'll be to fun hearing about this for awhile. Wonder if he prefers the Hailmary?

 

[U-T]

Originally posted by hvwarrior58@Jun 14, 2005 4:50 PM
damn, who woulda thought that god was the qb for fsu?

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God couldn't even get the starting job outright.

What depth

 

[milohimself]

I smell a fark thread coming on Sooner Fans...

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

Yea i do to, they dont like anyone.

 

[milohimself]

But the results are hilarious.

 

[duckman398686]

someone needs to post the topc on the sooner message board

 

[U-T]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41324

 

[hatvol96]

I wonder how Spurrier feels about Sexton trying to take his title?

 

[U-T]

Rumor has it Bama fans are getting ready to sue Wyatt Sexton for bad-mouthing Bear "God" Bryant

 

[hatvol96]

Is this what guys like Bowden and Fisher DeBerry get for constantly injecting religion into inappropriate forums?

 

[orangetd88]

Originally posted by hvwarrior58@Jun 14, 2005 4:50 PM
damn, who woulda thought that god was the qb for fsu?

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According to Arkansas fans, GOD was their qb for the last few years. Who knew he transferred to FSU instead of getting drafted?

 

[Volstorm]

He can't be...he's too busy watching VOLUNTEER FOOTBALL!

 

[milohimself]

Originally posted by orangetd88@Jun 14, 2005 9:38 PM
According to Arkansas fans, GOD was their qb for the last few years.  Who knew he transferred to FSU instead of getting drafted?

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Some think Jones had God's feet.

 

[maryvillereb2003]

Originally posted by milohimself@Jun 14, 2005 11:45 PM
Some think Jones had God's feet.

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haha

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

This kid isnt from Waco tx is he? I had already assumed visor'boy, and Bear, Was Branch Davidians....But our sport doesnt need this....Whats next? Players cut their genitals off, drink poison, and play in the big spaceship Bowl? I plan to enjoy this...Do they market jesus juice?