Funny Facebook Status'

[Panthro]

Day 17: I am thankful for the "hide" feature, so I don't have to read people's bragging "thanksgiving" statuses that should be kept private.

 

[CubsFanTN]

Friend's status this morning: "If Tim Tebow has a thought, is it a Christian Ponder?"

 

[Panthro]

Looked out the window and saw my wife blowing Leaves in the front yard. The bad news is that Leaves is our butler.

 

[KingsportVol88]

I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk.

 

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[salutethehill]

thread started slow, but has since strengthened.

 

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[Thrasher865]

Hate to be the grammar nazi, actually that's not true, I love it, but you cannot pluralize a word with an apostrophe...

 

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[Volunteer_Kirby]

Facebook is like your refrigerator. . .you keep checking it even though you know there's nothing interesting in it.

 

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[MSUDuo]

Good for those parents

 

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[GAVol]

Hate to be the grammar nazi, actually that's not true, I love it, but you cannot pluralize a word with an apostrophe...

I know this post is over a month old, but . . . you also can't play the role of grammar nazi while posting a run on sentence as nasty as that one was.

 

[shelbyvillevol]

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It's a shame this post can't be liked. I was literally crying from laughing at this one.

 

[Thrasher865]

I know this post is over a month old, but . . . you also can't play the role of grammar nazi while posting a run on sentence as nasty as that one was.

It had a parenthetical statement in it separated by commas.

I see no problem.

 

[Chris4Vols22]

Status'? Seriously?

S-T-A-T-U-S-E-S

 

[Chris4Vols22]

I'm not as much of a Grammar Nazi as I am a Spelling Soviet.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

I'm not as much of a Grammar Nazi as I am a Spelling Soviet.

I'm more of a syntax supremacist.

 

[Chris4Vols22]

Lulz

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Can I get a Syntax Power?!!

 

[Thrasher865]

Last edited by Chris4Vols22; Today at 01:43 PM.. Reason: Ironically misspelled a word...

:lol:

 

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