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Talk Dirty To Me
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Failed experiments:We had dirt and clod fights, too.
ETA: we also had a contest to see who could jump out of the barn loft door. Swung on ropes tied to tree limbs at each other. walked on barrels turned on their side.
What the heck was wrong with us????
-If you jump off the house with an open umbrella, it works as a parachute.
-Playing chicken on bikes is harmless.
-Who can hold the fire cracker the longest without it going off in your hand.
-Parents will never notice the bent STEEL bumper on the 69 Catalina after taking for a ride w/o driver lecenses.
-You can talk in church w/o getting slapped in the back of the head.
-You can visit a Church of God w/o getting scared half to death.
-Waiting till dad gets home won't hurt.
-Trading back slaps with a pool cue stick won't break it.
-Cast iron skillets make good fighting tools.
-Running full speed through a field in the dark to prove there are no metal stakes in the ground.
-A styrofoam surf board was a good idea.
-All tree limbs are sturdy.