Funny Pics thread II

[Behr]

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That's John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan, an ambulance chaser her in Florida. I wish I could find the commercial he does about being a new grandfather and post it. I've tried and I don't think its available anywhere.

He's a pos.

 

[superdave1984]

Started as a senior in HS......Falstaff. Could never stomach that uppity malt duck ish.

I started drinking when I was 12. My dad would pick up a trunk load of Coors when we visited my Grandma in Arkansas and bring it back to Tennessee and "distribute" it to his buddies. There was always some in the fridge and so me and my sister would have a few. Worst mistake of my life was starting drinking.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

That's John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan, an ambulance chaser her in Florida. I wish I could find the commercial he does about being a new grandfather and post it. I've tried and I don't think its available anywhere.

He's a pos.

They’ve infiltrated several states outside of FL. Including TN.

 

[Behr]

They’ve infiltrated several states outside of FL. Including TN.

I did not know that. Guess that confirms my dumbass status.

Do you know the commercial I referenced? He talks about how grand parents acted about their grandchildren and how dumb they were and he never saw the big deal of being a grand parent, until he recently became one. Now his grandson is the smartest little guy in the world and blah blah blah. Lol.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I did not know that. Guess that confirms my dumbass status.

Do you know the commercial I referenced? He talks about how grand parents acted about their grandchildren and how dumb they were and he never saw the big deal of being a grand parent, until he recently became one. Now his grandson is the smartest little guy in the world and blah blah blah. Lol.

Yes. We get inundated with them all. For the people.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I did not know that. Guess that confirms my dumbass status.

Do you know the commercial I referenced? He talks about how grand parents acted about their grandchildren and how dumb they were and he never saw the big deal of being a grand parent, until he recently became one. Now his grandson is the smartest little guy in the world and blah blah blah. Lol.

He used to talk about his dog all the time.

 

[UT IE 95]

I did not know that. Guess that confirms my dumbass status.

Do you know the commercial I referenced? He talks about how grand parents acted about their grandchildren and how dumb they were and he never saw the big deal of being a grand parent, until he recently became one. Now his grandson is the smartest little guy in the world and blah blah blah. Lol.

His commercial where he starts "The special thing about little boys and little girls..." always gave me the creeps. I was sure he was headed down a dark path. Turns out he said "they end up being just like you", which also freaked me out.

 

[Slydell]

 

[joevol33]

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I did what I had to do

 

[GVF]

Malt Duck grape would fawk you up. Loved that chit.

Texas drinking age when I was out there in college was 18. local mall pub served a Funeral. Was in a normal size beer pitcher but only about half the diameter. It would usually only take one funeral to get you dancing on top of the table, and soon there after having an oh crap moment as the table got closer to your face. Can't remember the juice ingredients, but the drink started with over half the pitcher being ALL white liquors mixed. Where as a hurricane was only 5 liquors.

 

[GVF]

In high school I used to go into Mississippi and use my fake id to get Country Club. The smell of it now makes me want to gag.

True story. Best friend growing up dank alot of Evan Williams in HS. Usually showed up at a campout with 2 fifths. He was only 5'5" and 130 with a hardon. I saw him chug about 3/4 a fifth, no lie. more than once. He would do crazy things if he didn't pass out. Or up til he did. He hasn't touched whiskey of any kind in many, many years. I didn't drink then, but I did look for them in the woods, drag them back to the fire, and roll them on their sides. He might have been on Evan that night he exited Burger King over the curb and sidewalk, which resulted in a broken front axle.

 

[Behr]

Texas drinking age when I was out there in college was 18. local mall pub served a Funeral. Was in a normal size beer pitcher but only about half the diameter. It would usually only take one funeral to get you dancing on top of the table, and soon there after having an oh crap moment as the table got closer to your face. Can't remember the juice ingredients, but the drink started with over half the pitcher being ALL white liquors mixed. Where as a hurricane was only 5 liquors.

I have no idea wtf you just said. None.

 

[superdave1984]

True story. Best friend growing up dank alot of Evan Williams in HS. Usually showed up at a campout with 2 fifths. He was only 5'5" and 130 with a hardon. I saw him chug about 3/4 a fifth, no lie. more than once. He would do crazy things if he didn't pass out. Or up til he did. He hasn't touched whiskey of any kind in many, many years. I didn't drink then, but I did look for them in the woods, drag them back to the fire, and roll them on their sides. He might have been on Evan that night he exited Burger King over the curb and sidewalk, which resulted in a broken front axle.

In my high school days and early 20's it was not unusual for me to drink a fifth of Beam in an hour or so. I was 5'8" 155.

 

[Behr]

Never mind. It had nothing to do with malt duck and it was a drink called a Funeral that you don't have a clue what was in it.

Cool story.

 

[GVF]

That's John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan, an ambulance chaser her in Florida. I wish I could find the commercial he does about being a new grandfather and post it. I've tried and I don't think its available anywhere.

He's a pos.

That is one big mother effing family. The Morgans are everywhere. Family lawyers do commercials in Nashville, Athens, GA, you name it. And they are all traffic lawyers. And recently added Round Up.

 

[GVF]

In my high school days and early 20's it was not unusual for me to drink a fifth of Beam in an hour or so. I was 5'8" 155.

Yeah, but he always drank both fifths. Two or 3 shots buzzes me out. He'd put one down in normal fashion while we had fun. always chugged the 2nd one just to show off. He was seriously effed every time after that though.

 

[GVF]

Never mind. It had nothing to do with malt duck and it was a drink called a Funeral that you don't have a clue what was in it.

Cool story.

Correct. I digressed. It was called a Funeral. I don't remember anyone, even my brother, being extremely conscious after one. Don't recall anyone ever finishing two. I don't even think it was diluted. Just a blend of all the bar white liquor and Grenadine enough to make it look inviting.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

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[The Ron Mexico]

Texas drinking age when I was out there in college was 18. local mall pub served a Funeral. Was in a normal size beer pitcher but only about half the diameter. It would usually only take one funeral to get you dancing on top of the table, and soon there after having an oh crap moment as the table got closer to your face. Can't remember the juice ingredients, but the drink started with over half the pitcher being ALL white liquors mixed. Where as a hurricane was only 5 liquors.

In Texas they have beer and table dancing at funerals? I lived in Texas for a little while, but I don’t remember that.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Texas drinking age when I was out there in college was 18. local mall pub served a Funeral. Was in a normal size beer pitcher but only about half the diameter. It would usually only take one funeral to get you dancing on top of the table, and soon there after having an oh crap moment as the table got closer to your face. Can't remember the juice ingredients, but the drink started with over half the pitcher being ALL white liquors mixed. Where as a hurricane was only 5 liquors.

 

[malinoisvol]

WTF is "ckocking"?