Funny Pics thread II

[82_VOL_83]

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Urine azz

 

[GVF]

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lol...I got close to that last night and got cussed out. True story (wife is blonde), been remodeling only bathroom. Wife finally settled on color yesterday after being ready to paint for a couple weeks, and atleast 10 samples nearing $100. So for the color we finally got to..."want me to get a sample?" I just held that one in my hip pocket, and politely said, no get the paint. It's getting painted. Anyhoo, had to remove mirror and light fixture. Got interrupted cause she wanted to take a bath. I had just disconnected the light fixture and was walking out of the bath with it. She asked if we had water....Lord help me for what came out. ( I mean, what task involving painting requires one to turn off the water ?? Somewhere in the blistering review of my answer, I remember stating that it was a really stupid question. Didn't really help myself out any).

 

[joevol33]

lol...I got close to that last night and got cussed out. True story (wife is blonde), been remodeling only bathroom. Wife finally settled on color yesterday after being ready to paint for a couple weeks, and atleast 10 samples nearing $100. So for the color we finally got to..."want me to get a sample?" I just held that one in my hip pocket, and politely said, no get the paint. It's getting painted. Anyhoo, had to remove mirror and light fixture. Got interrupted cause she wanted to take a bath. I had just disconnected the light fixture and was walking out of the bath with it. She asked if we had water....Lord help me for what came out. ( I mean, what task involving painting requires one to turn off the water ?? Somewhere in the blistering review of my answer, I remember stating that it was a really stupid question. Didn't really help myself out any).

My wife did something once, I forget what exactly, but asked me "do you know how stupid I can be sometimes?". I asked her if she was making a statement, or really wanted me to answer. She got mad!

 

[GVF]

My wife did something once, I forget what exactly, but asked me "do you know how stupid I can be sometimes?". I asked her if she was making a statement, or really wanted me to answer. She got mad!

My wife used to always say something about hoping someone didn't take her. Always said if they did, they'd bring her back shortly.

 

[joevol33]

 

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[volfanbill]

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my dad controls the remote at his house when I go visit. He'll flip between 3-4 shows at any given time. He'll fall asleep to whatever he's watching, the moment a commercial comes on, he wakes up, changes the channel, falls back asleep and repeats this cycle over and over. He just wakes up with every commercial, changes the channel, falls back asleep until that channel goes to commercial. It's magical really.

 

[Tin Man]

My brother-in-law doesn't really watch TV. He channel flips. If he joins you while you are watching something, he'll reach for the remote. If he gets his hands on it, give up. That game you thought you were watching? You'll miss much of it, including game-changing plays. He'll exclaim that you don't need more than the highlights and can find those online. Only my sister can reel him in.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I was watching an NCAA basketball tournament game in ‘85 when Memphis was in the final four over at a friends house with a couple of other guys. He kept changing channels with his remote until I had to take it from him and not give it back until the game was over.

 

[82_VOL_83]

My brother-in-law doesn't really watch TV. He channel flips. If he joins you while you are watching something, he'll reach for the remote. If he gets his hands on it, give up. That game you thought you were watching? You'll miss much of it, including game-changing plays. He'll exclaim that you don't need more than the highlights and can find those online. Only my sister can reel him in.

I bet a Louisville Slugger would reel his azz in.

 

[joevol33]

my dad controls the remote at his house when I go visit. He'll flip between 3-4 shows at any given time. He'll fall asleep to whatever he's watching, the moment a commercial comes on, he wakes up, changes the channel, falls back asleep and repeats this cycle over and over. He just wakes up with every commercial, changes the channel, falls back asleep until that channel goes to commercial. It's magical really.

Sounds like my dad

 

[joevol33]

 

[joevol33]

 

[jbeeman85]

 

[82_VOL_83]

Sounds like my dad

Mine too.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

my dad controls the remote at his house when I go visit. He'll flip between 3-4 shows at any given time. He'll fall asleep to whatever he's watching, the moment a commercial comes on, he wakes up, changes the channel, falls back asleep and repeats this cycle over and over. He just wakes up with every commercial, changes the channel, falls back asleep until that channel goes to commercial. It's magical really.

When we remodeled our house, my wife and our 2 kids, had to stay at my in laws 1100 sq foot house for 7 weeks. My father in law would almost always have the TV on the Lifetime or Hallmark channel, with the volume cranked all the up, and the subtitles on. The 1st few nights he'd put the remote on the coffee table and when he'd go to sleep I'd change the channel, turn the volume down, and turn the subtitles off. After the 1st week, the old fart started laying the remote on his crotch before he'd fall asleep! I was really into hockey back then and the Boston Bruins were in the NHL finals that year. I think it was game 4 or 5 and I got caught, by him, reaching for the remote. That was an awkward night.

*I really appreciated them letting us stay but those 7 weeks were miserable.

 

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