malinoisvol
Pick up your Balls and Rattle your Cannons!
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Brief as in a 20-minute buzz! It was only good for the bass way up on an Allman Brothers album and a giant bag of Ruffles. I went with other vices instead.To be fair, you were a very brief stoner.![]()
I had my very brief moment with the stoner monicker back when I was 14, yes 14. Idiot kid. I tried it and and 30 minutes later (guessing), 30 minutes seemed like 24 hours. Meh, enough for me. After that, it was a date killer for me. I told my boss the other day, taking steroids is like being an old alcoholic going through DT’s.Brief as in a 20-minute buzz! It was only good for the bass way up on an Allman Brothers album and a giant bag of Ruffles. I went with other vices instead.
Maybe they should add “Do you keep rewinding blown-out cassette tapes?” to CAGE* questionnaires, etc.
*CAGE screening for alcohol abuse:
C Have you ever felt you should Cut down on your drinking?
A Have people Annoyed you by criticizing your drinking?
G Have you ever felt bad or Guilty about your drinking?
E Have you ever had an Eye-opener (a drink first thing in the morning to steady your nerves or get rid of a hangover)?
Two or more yesses are considered clinically significant, as in “Hmmm...”
I once got written up for insubordination on day 4 of a steroid taper.I had my very brief moment with the stoner monicker back when I was 14, yes 14. Idiot kid. I tried it and and 30 minutes later (guessing), 30 minutes seemed like 24 hours. Meh, enough for me. After that, it was a date killer for me. I told my boss the other day, taking steroids is like being an old alcoholic going through DT’s.![]()