Lets review, left to right. 1. In and out of jail, various "skilled labor" jobs with an excuse blaming others for why he was fired, tore muscles during a violent tantrum while a union sanitation worker, took early disability, lives in subsidized housing, still smokes cigarettes, has never had a relationship last more than six months. 2. After a stupid prank went horribly wrong, accepted a judges offer to join the military, negotiated a general discharge after testing positive for banned substances, is twice married and divorced, has anger management issues, a record for multiple domestic violence incidents, is a deadbeat on child support and moves frequently to avoid legal consequences, is no longer welcomed by any family members, works temp jobs, when he's not briefly someone's roommate, lives out of the back of a truck owned by his brother and having an expired tag. 3. Is single, has lived in a series of efficiency apartments,works but leaves jobs due to interpersonal issues with coworkers, gave away her cat because she couldn't cope with the responsibility for another living thing, has one barely alive philodendron, is on her seventeenth therapist covered by her current employer's benefit plan. 4. Is divorced, lost the kids in a custody battle, sees them every other weekend, has no close friends, scares away any guy with whom she hooks up, lives a bitter life, drives a 13 year old Honda CRV. 5. Was shot dead "accidentally" at a party he was crashing.