I didn't realize it, but there are coupons that are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth.
You probably have one or two just lying around somewhere, now is the time to use them
Wish I had taken a picture of the sign posted over the men’s room toilet at my company’s office. There had been some recent misses let’s say and management posted a sign along the lines of move closer to the toilet it’s not as long as you think it is, we’re tired of cleaning up your messes. Somebody wrote in a response at the bottom of the sign that said You’ll never take me alive, signed Jack the Dripper.