'19 GA OL Wanya Morris (Tennessee signee)

[InVOLuntary]

Remember when we met and shook hands? I palpate horses’ butts with my right arm. Now, you can say you have indirectly touched a horse’s butt.

Believe it or not I thought of that when posted that.

 

[Jimmy Football]

the process will really start to pay dividends.

So what you're saying is our bagmen are now offering recruits stock options?

Well played, Pruitt and staff.

 

[SSVol]

You gotta wonder about the first dude who thought "wonder how it would go of I buried my arm to the elbow in that cow's butt. Yeah, let's do that."

 

[Weezer]

You gotta wonder about the first dude who thought "wonder how it would go of I buried my arm to the elbow in that cow's butt. Yeah, let's do that."

So much for checking into a player's thread to check on recruiting. You guys must talk about some really weird **** in the off season.

 

[SSVol]

So much for checking into a player's thread to check on recruiting. You guys must talk about some really weird **** in the off season.

Ah...you missed the last couple of pages, huh? Lucky.

 

[drvenner]

Nah let's hear it. Don't be dodging me now.

All I got.

 

[drvenner]

Cows are a lot sloppier to do a rectal exam on than horses. Horse manure is as clean as poop can get, considering the source.

Good to know.....I guess.......

 

[JacketVol]

Remember when we met and shook hands? I palpate horses’ butts with my right arm. Now, you can say you have indirectly touched a horse’s butt.

He met Derek Dooley so it wasn’t the first time.

 

[Rishvol]

You gotta wonder about the first dude who thought "wonder how it would go of I buried my arm to the elbow in that cow's butt. Yeah, let's do that."

OGbaby got curious one day

 

[Glitch]

All I got.

If you're gonna quote him, at least hit him with a wrench.

 

[SergeantVol]

If you're gonna quote him, at least hit him with a wrench.

That movie was so epic.

 

[SSVol]

That movie was so epic.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Believe it or not I thought of that when posted that.

:rofl:

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

You gotta wonder about the first dude who thought "wonder how it would go of I buried my arm to the elbow in that cow's butt. Yeah, let's do that."

Elbow? We go shoulder deep.

 

[butchna]

Believe it or not I thought of that when posted that.

 

[Glitch]

Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home.

 

[SergeantVol]

Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home.

Boyfriend’s house?

 

[Glitch]

Boyfriend’s house?

 

[SergeantVol]

Your gif game is on point.

 

[Glitch]

Your gif game is on point.

 

[itsme]

Dr. Pepper > any coffee.

Sounds like something a communist would say

 

[Outofmyvolcanmind]

Let me help the newbies. Here’s what to follow with recruiting.

Last official visit = most important. Forget scheduled visit. If you’re the last visit you have a 90% chance of landing.

Unnofficial visits = really an official that someone else is funding. Most of the time the person with last official visit and most unofficial visits win.

This kid is auburn bound unless he cancels his visit.

Same every year.

Forget Volquest. They are selling subscriptions. Just pay attention to unofficial visits, last visits and Twitter.

 

[KokoBVol]

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[0nelilreb]

Let me help the newbies. Here’s what to follow with recruiting.

Last official visit = most important. Forget scheduled visit. If you’re the last visit you have a 90% chance of landing.

Unnofficial visits = really an official that someone else is funding. Most of the time the person with last official visit and most unofficial visits win.

This kid is auburn bound unless he cancels his visit.

Same every year.

Forget Volquest. They are selling subscriptions. Just pay attention to unofficial visits, last visits and Twitter.

You had me right up until you said Twitter

 

[Outofmyvolcanmind]

You had me right up until you said Twitter

I get it but Twitter was used by statisticians to predict commitments and signings on the early signing day. It was correct about 70% of the time. Forgot the measurements they used.